Depressings

As you regulars reader is know, I is be driving 1991 Proton Saga. So recently I is fantasize driving a BMW and I is goes to checking the prices. A new 3 series is needs for pay installment RM2588 a month!!! If I buys the car then after pays the installment then I is no more money left for eats BKT and BLR for lunches, everyday eats white breads and margarine only.

So I doesn't gives up. I go to a populars website and see for second hand cars and is founds that a year 2002 BMW can be costing RM120000. Still is too expensive to me.... I is also makes some research and go to a BMW owners forum, and got one threads where they is say how much they is be spends for servicing and maintenance, and they is spends so much because BMW spare part are so expensive.


Suddenly I is feels depressed. Why does I need to worry how much to spends on cars and pays for cars? I is salary so low :( Why is I no study hards last time and gets a good job? My cousins, their spouses, all get good high paying jobs, all drive Mini Cooper and BMW and etc, and I still have to be budget conscious. Very sads and depressings now.

New movie abouts Ah Lian!

Christmas Eve that time I at the bigs shopping mall Wan Utama. So I is walkings and seeing peoples to celebrating Christmas and wasting money like mads with the rip-off Christmas special meals at the restaurants. Then I walks up to the cinemas and saw this new movie, it's about my chor luen (means first love, you know?) Ah Lian!

From what I can see, is about Ah Lian and how she is fights with someone who is hunts and molesting girls! So I is excitings to see this movie about Ah Lian vs Sex Predator! At first I is thoughts is 3rd Grade movie from HK, but it is be bigs budget Hollywoods blocksbuster! I is try to get tickets but already fully books. Sien....

AhBeng's phone

Manys peoples is asks me, "Eh, Ahbeng, why you carry a ahbeng's old fashions phones arr?"
I is answering them, "Of course ma, I am ahbeng, I have to use things that is sames with my identity. You know? Identity. When everbodys sees me using a ahbeng phone, then everybodys knows I am one of the ahbengs and I is be famous after that"

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, why nowadays you sendings sms always use manys short forms, and I do not understands them at all"
Then I is ask them back, "What does sms standing for? SMS = short message servicing. It is to be short and not long! So I use all shortsforms lor..."

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, last time, when you asks us to go out, you always gives us manys times, at least two weeks before, but now always last minute call us arr?"
Then I is ask them back, "Is you carrys your handphone all the times?" They answering yes. Then I is says, "Last time, we do not have hand phones, only have house phones. that is why is have to calls you all earlys. But now, you all have handphones, always carrying your phone all the times, so can make decision at last minutes ma. Last time cannot ma, if last minutes calls you, then you is not home, how? Is you tellings me you carrys your house phone everywheres arr?"

They is flushrated and ask me, "Then always wait so long only you is picking up the calls?"
I is answers them, "That is because, I gives manys money for the Mission Impossible ringtones ma, I is want to listens to that songs, I is also wants other peoples to listen, I is wants to showoff ma, if not, why I is chooses such a nice songs. So, I is not pick up the phones lor."

Water rationsing

Last week, I is saw oldnewspaper telling me that my areas of my house is hving water rationsing. And when I reaching home, I is received a memo from the people's house accociation, telling me to save and keep water for that day. I take out all my big and small buckets to keep all the waters I can keep. However, the next day, the pipe still got waters when I open it! The oldnewspaper and the memo has cheated me! Now I have to think manys ways to use the waters. Use it for my plants, to feed the cats and dogs, to wipe the floors, to cooks, to baths, to flushing the toilet bowls, to wash somebody else house and many many....

Customers is not so smarts

Yesterday i receiving a call from customers. He asked me how come his things cannot post? How come got arrow massage. I is tell him the reasons why is be the arrow massage but he dont believe me, so I connect to their surfer and check the data. It is exactly what I told him! then he got nothing to say but he ask me wht if next time got this kind of massage arr? Wah....he asks until like my systems got manys problems and always give him massage. So I is tells him to check the data. Then he got nothing to say liao. These kind of customers, really gives you headache. The system already tells him what is wrong with his data but he dont reads the massage but come and ask me. He dont understand engrish or what? Want me to teaches him is it? I know my engrish is not very powderful and colourful, but I is paiseh la if he wants me to teaches him engrish. Already is busy with manys things liao....

Is flooding times again

My country is be an tropicals country, and is because of geography locationally, is occur flooding times resulting from monsoons which are happens from October to March every years.

So now the east coast of my country is floodings now, which is they say be naturals, but now the southern part of my country is floodings too, and is not naturals as that part are not within the usually monsoon affecting zones. They is believe because dues to Global Warming.

But because of new technological advance, we is have advanced flood warning systems such as flood stations, flood alarms, variable message systems and flood measurement systems. All this is only tells you got flooding but cannot stops flooding, peoples still have to be evacuates to schools, suraus, dewans and everywhere else except the rich man politicians houses which are on high lands.

So I thinks what the peoples needs is ... AMPHIBIOUS HOUSE! The house is can be specials floats, when the flooding rise the house rise, when the flooding down then the house will settle on land. Sure can sell this kind of houses and makes good moneys!

Is too bads I is last times study Software Engineering and not go into constructions like my other gangster ahbeng classmates. If nots I will build this houses and sell to peoples on east coast and south coast and makes money and sit in big Bee Emm or Benzee and not in my Proton now!

'CAN'not says things

I wants to say somethings here, but people dont gives me to say. Then I want to say things and expless my emosions in front of everybodys, but people dont gives me also and gives me drinks waters only. They tells me I can show my feelings through peoples organs, but they wont listens to me. They tells me I dont have to keeps quite because I got choices to says things. But when I want says things, some people dont gives me to says, and I want to shows people, people dont gives me also, and I go through peoples organs, they donts listens also. So where is I turns? I keep quite lor...

Toilet Enterance Pee

Old times, the toilet in shoppings market is only 10 cent. Then the new shoppings market no more theses kind of pees accept for expensesive places they want our money as much as RM2.
RM2 also is expensesive for me liao, because what can you do with RM2? we can do a lot of things with RM2 but lucky that shoppings market only have the rules like that on one floor.
Then, there are one new shoppings markets lately and I almost paint when I see the toilet enterance pee!! It is RM5!! WAH! what they do inside ar? what they givbe inside arr? RM5 can eat a lunch liao. They give food inside arr? or bed? or thier toilet bowl is gold one arr? or anything? I really want to know but I got no money to go in, can anybody is rich enough to go in and let me know what is inside after that?

SMS pay

Nearly, they are many donations just requires sms. for examples, if you types SMS10, then is to minus RM10 from your phone bills. if you types SMS5, then is to minus RM5 from phone bills. This is a very goods and smarts ideas for people who are doing and using postpaid plans because they can finish and spends their money left in the phone for the donations. These ways, nobody will lose the money to the service and can be a good man for a day. It is likes one house cheap, two house earn, really goods. I also suggests to people who is planning for weddings. They can put in their wedding cards, for people if they cannot makes it to thier wedding, people can always SMS to pay the ang pow. Then the marry people can get money, and the people not going also got face mah...