Not worm, but wormhole

Last weeks I is eatings lunch with my colleagues at our favourite BKT shop, and the BKT is goods, we eats and eats non stopping. So while we eating, suddenly we is talking about shitting, because my colleague say he will goes back to office and will shits. So the girls asks him why he shits so much, because when he comes into office he will shits, before goes lunch he will shits, and after lunch he will shits! Even he are also puzzles why shits so much, he shits more than he eats. Is could be worms in his stomach?

Then suddenly I is have theory, because I is reads before books and articles about inter-dimensional travels and faster than light travels. There is this thing calls a wormhole, it is transfer peoples or spaceships from one places to another.

So I is suspects that is be a wormhole in his stomach, transfer shit from other peoples to him, so he is be shitting other peoples shits!!!

And then, I is make another theory!! In China is animal calls PiXiu. This animal is like dragon or phoenix is very hards to see one. So this PiXiu is supposing to have no backside hole, os it is cannot shits. Now I is always wonders how can eats and eats but not shits? So, it is means that there must be wormhole in PiXiu stomach which is transfers it's shits to my colleague stomach!!!!

I think I is will emails Discovery Channel about my theory, finally ahbeng can is be famous!!!!

Death Fish

Follows many HongKong drama and CSI, people who is died and his tongue is out from the mouth, is be caused by the murder who kills the people, put his hand on the neck and is be not let go until he cannot bath and died. I is tried to look what is the word for that meaning, I is found "strangler" is the word for what I is tried to tell.

And that day, I found out there is murderer cases in the sea also! I is found a fishes is strangler till death do us part! Ripley's, Believe it or not! See the photo I camera!

Is you can be see the fishes tongue, is be come out from the mouth? I is say this fish i strangler till death do us part! But I is not know who is the murder, maybe I is be to report to police!

Takes tissue boxes no ask!

Is you see the man in the red circles? He are the ones who was taking my tissues boxes from my tables when I is having my lunch alones. Taking my tissues boxes is ok, I is no problems, but he is not asked me whether he is can be take or not! He is just take like that.

So I is camera him and put him here. I is not dares to cameras his face, because I scares he will bits me till deaths do us part. so I is just takes his backside. Young peoples nowadays is really no manner liao, think is where they go read book? I is read book the leastest, but is not bully me!

Hots girl is be dangerous

Just now we is be works, then my colleague says her mouth is be itchy and is looks for foods to eat, but office is so poors got no foods except some expire tin biscuit. So I is be gentleman I tells her I will buys some foods for her. Actually I is mouth itchy too, but I not tell her that, hahaha!

So I is walks to the convenience shop, and as I walks there, I is see one hots girl! She is talls and pretty and wears short denims skirt, and she is make accidents happen because all men are stare at her! Men turns their heads to look back at her after she is pass by. One guy stare at her, nearly walk into the door, lucky the door is bank door, is auto opens, if not he is walk into the glass door, hahaha!! I also nearly enter hospitals, because I is looks at her and walking until nearly falls into drain, hahahaha!

Anti Corrupted or Nanti Corrupted?

I is very not happys today! This morning, I is droving and my customers calls me. Customers calls, what to do, if I is not pick up, they complaining. So I pick up lor, when I is be pick up the call, the customers just talks and talks and talks manys manys things, cannot stop. I is be stop her, she is be don't wants put down te phone.

Then suddenly, a policemen come from behind on a kapcai. He is be stops me and asks me to be stop my car. He is be wants to give me a sumon liao. I is be not want to gve him. He is ask me, ah beng, you is wants settle here or settle at stations? I say is be settles here. Then he is be asks me, how you is wants to settle here? I is be tells him I is not knows. He is takes my laison, look here look there, then he is be ask me, ah beng, how much you is have? I is be shows him my wallet and tells him, I is have no money. Then he is tells me, if no money, next time don't drive, take bus. I just keep quiet....and he is be let me go without giving me a sumon.

I is very disappointting with my countries... they say they want to anti corrupted since last year.....it's be a year now....but still so manys corrupting... where is clean? where is right?

New year new sandals

I is not suprise to is sees news few days ago that there is new sandals in my country. ut I is suprise to see the people is so not scared to edmit he is the people in the VCD. I is saloot him , gives him claps! He is really not scared.

Now we stay in hotels, we is be mores carefully. We is not do anything that is not nice. Who is knows, your wifes or your girlfriends has gives money t the hotel peoples to put a camera there to camera you? If you do anything that is be make them not happy, then you is be like the people, just edmit only lor...

I is guessed, there is be mores and mores sandals. I is not knows who is be the next victim...but the bestest is be not do...if not be get camera by your wifes or your girlfriends, then suffers is be comes.

Happys News Year 2008!

I is happy that I is can greetings many you happy new year! To my friend, I wishes you to have a great and wonderful years these years. I hope you is knows you is my bestest friend and will not forgotten. I also hope I is can meets you all for yam char one of this days. Have a goodyear!