Not worm, but wormhole

Last weeks I is eatings lunch with my colleagues at our favourite BKT shop, and the BKT is goods, we eats and eats non stopping. So while we eating, suddenly we is talking about shitting, because my colleague say he will goes back to office and will shits. So the girls asks him why he shits so much, because when he comes into office he will shits, before goes lunch he will shits, and after lunch he will shits! Even he are also puzzles why shits so much, he shits more than he eats. Is could be worms in his stomach?

Then suddenly I is have theory, because I is reads before books and articles about inter-dimensional travels and faster than light travels. There is this thing calls a wormhole, it is transfer peoples or spaceships from one places to another.

So I is suspects that is be a wormhole in his stomach, transfer shit from other peoples to him, so he is be shitting other peoples shits!!!

And then, I is make another theory!! In China is animal calls PiXiu. This animal is like dragon or phoenix is very hards to see one. So this PiXiu is supposing to have no backside hole, os it is cannot shits. Now I is always wonders how can eats and eats but not shits? So, it is means that there must be wormhole in PiXiu stomach which is transfers it's shits to my colleague stomach!!!!

I think I is will emails Discovery Channel about my theory, finally ahbeng can is be famous!!!!