Happy Deepavalis

Today is be happy deepavalis or somesay is be happy deevalis. It's be the same meaning. This day is a big day for india people. They is celebrated this day is because they is celebrated victory on the ghost.

Today is be the day victory on the ghost, but I see manys ghost! One of the india restaurants having open houses(restaurants?) to invites every people to eat for free! That is be why there be many diffrent people going there and eats. Of course, I is kiasu enough I also go la! When I is reach there, I feel like I is one of the hungrys ghost trying to get the foods because all foods is be surf by self. That means you is have to gets the foods yourself which is make the situation like everyone is be hungry ghosts.

They is be surf muttons currys, chickens currys, and be dal currys. They is also surf roti canai, puttu and bee hoon and so on. Everyone is be like never eats currys before trying to take as manys as they coulds be. I is see china people, malays people, india people and also iran people coming to eats! This is see the currys is so powderfuls and manys poeple comes to be eats.

After eating full, havings many currys, I is so satisfy. I is thought today I eat so many currys, and many people also eats so many currys, so many currys has eating, So I is thought today is be Dip-a-Currys!

p/s :- powderfuls, I is still burpiings with curry smells...I is to be skip my lunches and dinners.

Writings Eisay

During younger times, the teachers always tests me writings eisay, no matters what is the language be. I is thought I is very powderful in my engrish , my malays, my china eisays, but my teachers always gives me very lowest mark for all my eisays. I is not understands whys is that.

Today I is understands why I is always gets be lowest marks for all my eisays. Even is me glamer very powderful, my sentence always full of flowers here flowers there, but the teachers is be not likes my eisays. It's just because my expression is be not good! It's be not my glamer or my vocab not be good! If it's just my expression is be not good, they is not gives me lowest mark because is be not my langange problems, is be my expression problems! All is be blames all them that they don't be understands me! How can they is expect me to have good expressions!? They is langange teachers only and not psyciatry! I also don't expect them to teaches me to expresses me, but they is expect I is expresses me?!

Simply changing roads name

Our government is have peculiar habits. Suddenly likes to changing familiar roads name to some name which is no meanings. Recentlys, a famous road in KL, where I last times use to goes with my gang for eats late nights supper, because have many good foods, and is opens until lates lates. The road is famous with also many men is goes looks for companionships at nights. But now the place is cleans up already, just famous for foods. So the authorities be nothing to do, quietly is change the name another name. Everyones is making noise, say no goods reason to changes, blah blah blah. Then the is explain the new road name which meaning is the planets Venus. So I is thinking now that is a appropriately name, since last times is famous for men is looking for companionship at nights, hahaha!!! So our government is not so stupids do things without reasoning.

Safe the Cifilens, safe the worlds!!

Today I is reads the newspapers. It's be says that there is one areas is be dangerous. Dangerous is because of robbers, snatches and many many bad guys. The areas is be dangerous nevermind, they should be puts manys more policeman in that area. That is be the logic right?

But I is reads on I reads somethings is be not logic at alls! They says the places is be dangerous, so they is need to move the policemans out from that place to protect the policemans. WAH!! I is don't knows I is should be laughs or cries!

If they move the policemans out from that place who is protects the cifilens there? Are they is be to move the cifilens out from that place to protect thems also?!? WAH!! I really cannot stands. I is bang my head on the wall also cannots understand why or wat is they doing?!?

The ringing in the middles of the night

Last nights I is having dinners with my friends at a place far far away call Teluk Gong. Is so fars, I is drives nearly 1 hours to reaching! So we is there and we is eating seafoods and also we is drinking their special drinks, which we locals calling todi! But is because we is having 1 French couples with us my friend is have to explains to them todi is means coconut moonshine! hahaha... So it is nice and I is drinks and drinks and drinks a lot, until I is drunks, as usuals. So after dinners is so lates and is such long drives back homes, I reaches home nearly midnights. So after washing up and onlines to check my emails from ahlians, I is finally sleeps, I is also so numb numb after all the todi....when I sleeps is 1.00 am alreadys. Then suddenly I is wakings up by my phone ringings! I is shocks awake, was so drunks so I is press the Ignore Call buttons. Then it be ringings again!!! So I having to answer is, because if I press Ignore Call again and the caller calls again and I press Ignore Call again then I think will continues until mornings.
Then when I answers, is a China Girl, speakings in Mandarin, askings me "Have you arriving in your room yet?"

I croaks "Wrong Number" in England, why I use England and not Mandarin is because I was drunk mah, cannot thinks properly. So she is realising she press wrong numbers, she quickly disconnecting the calls. By then I was headaches, dehydrates, and still drunks, but was so angrys that I cannot sleeps. So I was turning and turning for 2 hour before I finally sleeps again. So I was be feeling so sleepy the wholes day..

Maybe later I will calls the number and tells her in Mandarin that "Yes, I am in my rooms already!", and see she how reacts! Hahaha!

Plainning Sittings

After attends so many manys weddings, I is founds out one very good tip for those who are getting merries. I is founds out if you is be having a weddings dinners special those chinese weddings dinners. You is be invitings all your relatives, friends, coldlegs, and many others.

But when you is be invites your relatives, friends or coldlegs, you cannot invites ones only, you is be invites all of them even thoughs you dun liking them. If this is the case, you have to really plains your sittings at the dinner hall. You have to find out 3 things from the place.

First thing you is be find out where is the toilets. Then second thing you is be find out where is the speakers. then the third thing is be easy, you is to find out where the highway is...usually is be near kitchen or door to another hall.
Then you is be plains the sittings for those people you is beh song near those place.
For exampers, if you don't like your uncles and your anties, you can put them nears the toilets, it's be smelly place to sit, they is will be not comfortable for whole night. If you don't like one of your friends, you is be put them near the high way where allt he waiters and waitersess walks, sometimes pushing his chair, so he is be not comfortable too. If you is don't like your boss, you can be put them near the speaker, better with karaoke,is be loud loud, he can't even hear a thing. He maybe gets a bad dream that nights after the dinner.

If you can find all these three things are all togetherat one place, please contacts is be me, tell me what's the restaurant. I is wants to know. thanks.