Thursday, May 29, 2008

Mafia in my countries!

Just now, I is be walkings to works, I is see two white mans. They is have two cars. One of them is like the man in the movie names Kill Bill. I is cannot remember what is the name they is calling him in that movie, but he is be the beautiful brides wants to kill. His hair is just the same with be the man in Kill Bill. All his hair comb backside.

Then there is be another man taking things from his car butts, I is not knows what he is be taking but I is not ask. I is scared he is taking out guns and shoot me then I die then I is be no needs works.

But reallys, faces they is have are really is be mafias faces. I is so scared, I is walk fast fast hopes if they is really fights or if police is be comes, I is not becomes the people they catch and don't let me goes. If they is be really catchs me, and is be wants kills me in fronts of be all policemans, I is to tells him to shoots me corrects. I is to ask him shoots be my heart or my head. If he is be shoot my legs or my hands, half live half die, is be beary pains...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Everythings shortage

We is living in shortages time. Everything be shortages now. We have fish shortages, oil shortages, and now is having rice shortages.

So now I tells myself to not wasting rice. Betters still, I will stopping eating rice. When I orders chicken rice, I will say "NO RICE!". When I orders nasi lemak I will say "TAK MAHU NASI!". Eating satay no eating ketupat. No eatings sashimi too, just the fish! BLR without rice!!! BKT without rice!!! Just eatings the Bak and drinkings the Teh!

Eeerr... I thinks I cannot, I is Rice Bucket. I no eating rice I is dies.

Locals cars is be powderfuls!

Last times, I is says that the protons, our locals car is be powderfuls before. Just yesterday nights, I is sees another evidences that our locals cars is be super powderfuls!

There is one Maifi is be parkings in triagle directions and there is als be a Bensee parking behind the Maifi. We is all knows that Bensee is be powderfuls car, but I is not knows Maifi, our locals cars is so be powderfuls too! The aunty got up her's Maifi and try be gostan. Is be not slow somemore and the Bensee still behind the Maifi but the aunty is just be gostan straight! Bang! the Maifi butt bang on the Bensee butt.

The aunty is be got down her's Maifi and the Bensee's boss is be comes from the shops there to see on his car. But both the cars seems is be alrights! They is left the scene after 1 minute. I is guessings they car is be alrights and go home straight! My conclude is locals car is be powderfuls!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Very heartbreaks for China Quake Victims

On 12 May 2008, is happens big earthquakes in China, Sichuan province. Many peoples, school children including, are die and wounded. Is so sads and heartsbroken to see news and photos of the tragedy, of the peoples grieving for their loved ones, photos of parents crying over their deads child. I read heart rendings news abouts schools children have their crushed limbs amputates to save them.

Please my ahbengs and ahlians readers, helps them and donates to the relief fund. Your helps be needed.

天灾无情,人间有情 - Naturals calamity be heartless, but kindness in peoples existing.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Me is not Heroes!

Recentlys there showing a series on TV, very populars, are about a groups of young handsome and leng luis people who is have supers power and is learning to accepting their supers power and becoming heroes. In real life we peoples have no super powers, but many still wants to be heroes, at politic, at the roads while driving, and also at works. Last time when I is young I also be heroes at work. But now I is no more heroes! I let peoples make decisions, I keeps quiet. Heroes dying young, you knows?!?