Everythings shortage

We is living in shortages time. Everything be shortages now. We have fish shortages, oil shortages, and now is having rice shortages.

So now I tells myself to not wasting rice. Betters still, I will stopping eating rice. When I orders chicken rice, I will say "NO RICE!". When I orders nasi lemak I will say "TAK MAHU NASI!". Eating satay no eating ketupat. No eatings sashimi too, just the fish! BLR without rice!!! BKT without rice!!! Just eatings the Bak and drinkings the Teh!

Eeerr... I thinks I cannot, I is Rice Bucket. I no eating rice I is dies.