AhBeng's phone

Manys peoples is asks me, "Eh, Ahbeng, why you carry a ahbeng's old fashions phones arr?"
I is answering them, "Of course ma, I am ahbeng, I have to use things that is sames with my identity. You know? Identity. When everbodys sees me using a ahbeng phone, then everybodys knows I am one of the ahbengs and I is be famous after that"

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, why nowadays you sendings sms always use manys short forms, and I do not understands them at all"
Then I is ask them back, "What does sms standing for? SMS = short message servicing. It is to be short and not long! So I use all shortsforms lor..."

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, last time, when you asks us to go out, you always gives us manys times, at least two weeks before, but now always last minute call us arr?"
Then I is ask them back, "Is you carrys your handphone all the times?" They answering yes. Then I is says, "Last time, we do not have hand phones, only have house phones. that is why is have to calls you all earlys. But now, you all have handphones, always carrying your phone all the times, so can make decision at last minutes ma. Last time cannot ma, if last minutes calls you, then you is not home, how? Is you tellings me you carrys your house phone everywheres arr?"

They is flushrated and ask me, "Then always wait so long only you is picking up the calls?"
I is answers them, "That is because, I gives manys money for the Mission Impossible ringtones ma, I is want to listens to that songs, I is also wants other peoples to listen, I is wants to showoff ma, if not, why I is chooses such a nice songs. So, I is not pick up the phones lor."