Mou la la hui JarKarta

ngor ge si tau mou la la ngai zuo ngor hui jar kar ta. yen dei ge sum qing dou mei zun bei hou er....dou mm zi hui guo dou zou muet. hui dou guo dou yau yan shang lou bat shok. seng yat lei hei hotel guo dou...sien

News Frasers - Ngor see dou mm tak han

Ngor see means shitting, it are a action of shitting. Ngor means to come out, and see means shit. So, the direct transelation is "to come out shit".

dou, its meanings is very easy, it is means "also".

mm, as we discusses before, mm means "no" or "not".

tak han means free. free is not meants the free when you goes my ahbeng on ahbeng road, you buys a cartoons of beers you gets one free. It are not that free, it are different free, these "free" means "nothings to do". Like your teachers sees you so free, he is to gives you even more homeworks. Like your boss sees you is so free, he is to gives you even more works to do. That are free for "tak han".

So, direct transelation for "ngor see dou mm tak han" is "to come out shit also not free", but is to made it better line, it is "to shitting also not free". When you shitting, it takes a short time, and when you is to said, shit also not free, then that means you is really really not free.

For examples, we can uses it, when you is really really not free and frens asking you out, you can tells them:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, how cans I go outs with you?

When you are really really not free and your girlfrens asking you to watches movie with her, you can tells her:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, cannot go watches movie la! (opps..sorry, i is put excalamation mark, but it are not shoutings, if you is to shouts, then you is that time dos anything also "ngor see dou mm tak han")

When your boss bugs you when you is free but you pretend to be not free, you cans tell him:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, donts gives me any many more work!

News Words - Sien

Today, I is to thought a new word - Sien.
Sien meant is very borings.
if today is more boringer than yesterday, it is sienner than yesterday.
if today is the most boringest days in your whole life, then it is calls siennest day.

if you is do something with boring mood, then the sentence is like these :-
I is doing this thing sienly.

if you wants to rate the ratings of your boring mood in your day, then the sentence is like these:-
The sienness of today is 7 out of 10.

if you dos something to take out the boring mood:-
I is to unsien myself with watching tv.

if you insists you is not sien:-
I is mm-sien today!
*mm means no

if you are super super boring today, and nothing are to challenge liao, reachs the roof liao, top of the world liao:-
Today is si beh sien!
*according to Hokkien University Dictionary, si beh means "maximum"

if you dont feel boring anymore, because you quits your job today:-
I is Sienless today! I fires my boss!

Please Customer...

Its are really to pleased customers. If you is to treats them very better nice, they is to think you is very better nice and they is asked you most and most questions till never ending. You is to answers them one questions by one questions till never ending. This are really is never ending. So is we to be nice to them? I is nice to them, I is to have more works. If I is haves more work, I is cants finishing my work, then my boss is not happy?
I is to be nice to customers, boss not happy.
I is to be bad to customers, boss not happy.
how lar?

The Reaping

I is watches this movies yesterday calling the "The Reaping". I is not undertsands many parts where the movies tells me. What first born, what second born, goods or evils, I is really donts know. The movies tryings to makes you believes that the little cute girls is a bad girl, then in the end it is like God is protects her, makes her is good girl. The father already say that the girl is a bad girl, but why is God is to protects her? Then why in the end, the main actor, got pregnant and it is the son of one of the bad guy, and it is bad baby because he is second born, that is why her face not smile. but why the girl is also second born, she is not bad and good? really is confuse. anyone cares to tells me what is gone on?

gam yeong yau mm hai, gam yeong yau mm dak

Ngor thung lei gong, ngor jan hai ding mm suun ngor dei geh jing fu. Ngor hai mm siong hai ni gor blog gong jing jee, dan hai jan hai ding hui dei mm suun.

Ngor dei ma-lai-sai-ar see maan, jan hai mow quen lik. Yi chin see wai, jau bei mardar dar, bei hui dei lai hui Pudu Jail seik gali faan. Gan ji jing fu jau war, ngor dei hai ma-la-sai-ar yan, mm hing see wai geh! Yi gor lei mm jung yi jing fu, lei hor yi mm vote BN, vote Opposition!

Dim ji li gar ngor dei geh yaan tau ju low geh jing fu jau wah, lei dei chin kei mm hoe yung voting lei chut hei, mm hoe vote Opposition! Ngor dei mm jung yi jing fu, yao mm hor yi complain, yao mm hor yi vote Opposition, maat dou mm dak, gam yeong yau mm hai, gam yeong yau mm dak, jan hai mou yi si....

Fry in soups

Yesterday, I goes to eats steambots with my friends. The soups there is very nice, which I cannots stop I drinks the soups. We is enjoys drinks the soups and eats so happy ever afterly. Suddenly, I is sees a fry in the soups. I is no moods to eats anymore. I is takes out the fry from the soups and puts it on the tables. The place looks cleans, but thats is a fry in the soups which spoils the all things.
My friends is so patients and tells them donts repeats it anymore. He says he is not mine with the fry, and hope they will becare full next time.
Sorry, I is to forgots to takes the photos cause I lost my moods to eat.

I is not in handphones Advertisman

I wants to makes something very clear in here my blog, the ah beng in the handphones advertisman you always sees in cinemas is not me. I is not thats fats. I is very thin and much more thinner than the ah beng in the cinemas. He says he is taiko, I also says I is taiko, but we is difference persons.
So I please you all, donts rojak me with him because I is not him. Thank yous!

Forty cent

I is to tells you, even I is taiko, I is not gonna to do this. People sit down at your shop, order things to eat, if people donts order any drink, you asks people to pays you forty cent. How can it be likes that? These only happens in a few kopi shop in a big town. They forces I is to order a milo ais, and somemore it is not very nice.

Gives me next time to go to these town, I is to think property. Table is also so near to one another, makes me not comfort. Come back to my town, big space, can shakes my leg easily. I is to bungkus and stands outside and eat even more better!

Bloggers are to registers!!!

The Malaysia Government are wants we blogger registers to know and controls who is be writes bad things! How is to registers? Later to registers blogs I has wakes up and to queues up at the government counters early early mornings, like when we makes passport and IC like thats, takes number and puts my name and then wait, go drinks teh, buys newspaper, still not yet calls your numbers, go toilet come back, your numbers already be calls, then have to begs the officer to gives chance and be process your blogs registrations and lets the officer scolds you..... headaches lah like thats... like thats I is be gives up my blog alreadys.....

Why is we donts like our bosses?

we is to thoughts when we is still young, we receive orders from those who is more old than us. we receive orders from our parents, from our teachers, from our lecturers, and last of all, from our bosses.It is not because we receive orders thats why is we to donts like them. it is not because their orders is bad and wrong thats why is we to donts like them. i thinks myself, it is because they thinks they is always not wrongs and when they dos and makes wrong decision, they is blaming us. how can like that one? really think i is to have no brains and just work without any feelings meh?no matter wherever we goes, wherever companies we joins, problems is no change, I is not said that people cants makes mistake, but should say sorry ma. I if wonder can I join a companies where the bosses always says sorry, and I is feels happy, everybody are happy.

is i magician?

Sorry be to readers, I has many works last week, until no times to blogs. my boss is thinks i is magician, any problems customer have, he is tell me, "ahbeng, please sort this out in one week!" or "ahbeng, i don't like this happening, please coordinate to solve this by this week!". he is thinks i is magician, can makes customers problem be disappears just likes that.