I is not understands...

Why is sometimes people needs me to tells manys manys time but is not understands me still? Are the people is deaf or a stones, listen to me not? Or my england is so veli powderful that until the people no understands me? Hey, I studies TOFU last time leh, don't play play. But of course la, I is not make it to the TOFU exams, if I is, my england is more powderfuller than now. But I is to point, I no listen to people asks me the same questions agains and agains, like going round the big circle, like the one in funfair, melly-go-round, keep going round and round, no endings one. Many many childrens likes to plays la, but I is not like, cause I is big boys liao ma, tai-ko now. Hope tomolo the people will understand la.
Besides that, I is not understand that people talking about also, really confucian, makes me head-egg. aiya, don't talk about that people la, make me head-egg only, is more better to talks about somethings else.