[Useful Tip] Newspapers on your hands

I is find out that newspapers is not only for reads but got many other usages too! For examples, when it is a sunshine day, you can use the newspapers on your hands to block the sun. On the others hand, when it is rains day, you can use the newspapers on your hands to block the water coming from the sky! No matter sunshine day, or rains day, newspaper is so useful!

And then let say you go aunty kopi-shop to dapao chicken rice, but aunty got no more papers to dapao the chicken rice for you, then you can give her the newspapers on your hands to ask her to dapao for you! it is be easier!

After aunty dapao for you, but you is suddenly wants to eat in the shop because you is hungriest, so you sit down there and eats. But the chair is be wets, so you is cannot sits! So, you is can use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the waters.

Then you is finds your hands the spoons is be dirty, and you is not have tissue papers, so you can use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the dirty.

When you is eating, you can reads the newspaper. Eat and reads at the same times, saves a lots of times. when you is finds out the papers you wants to read is be use to wipe chair, or spoons, or use to block water from sky, then you can open slowly to read, so it cannots torn.

After eats, you finds the stomach is ache because you is eats dirty food. maybe is because the newspapers on your hands is be dirty, and you is wipes the spoons. You is wants goes bangsai, but there is no toilet paper! NEVERMIND! you is use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the sai!

I Gong Xi you until you Fa Cai!

Hello my friend and fellows blogger, it is be one other year, we all bigger one year, hopes this year everyone will makes good money and be riches and those not marry will faster marry, and marry already will faster have babies. Also important is be happy, of course we is happy if got riches and is got marry and is got babies. So if you rich, remember to call me for free makan, ok? But if you is marry and is have babies don't call me, I no money for give you angpau, hahahah!!!