Recently is another by-elections in another town in Malaysia, where is many people believing that is measurements of the popularity of the ruling party. It is closely watches by medias from other countries besides Malaysia Main-main-streams Media.
So before the by-election the Malaysia Main-main-streams Media is reporting that the people in the town all supports ruling party, nobody liking opposition, ruling party is goods for country, ruling party sure win and so ons.
But just before the by-elections, I is luckily in a neighbour country for project, and I watching TV there in the remote and tiny budget hotel rooms my client put me in. (I am watching TV and not going out to fun is because I is so poors, my company giving me so small allowance, so I stay in the hotel rooms and watch TV lor) so anyway the media from our neighbour also sends reporter to the town to reports! And the reporter interviews the peoples from the town, and what they saying is totally opposite from what our reports!!!
Got one man interviews say not he don't want give ruling party chance, but because he giving them too many chance already, so this time he is be voting opposition! And got one woman, say she no likes the way the ruling party play politics, so she is wanting to voting opposition!!! But she is be wanting only, she cannot really vote, because when she go to register, they is telling her according to the records, she is already dead!!! Wah piang!! Why our Malaysia Main-main-streams Media not reports that? They should make special report on the living dead in Malaysia, like the Night of the Living Dead, or the Dawn of the Dead, or I am Legend like that.
So I want to say, hey Malaysia Main-main-stream Media, please make proper reporting and stops main-main with us, okay?!?!!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Ahbeng are really be Mugen Power
Recently is a terrorist attacks in India, where is many civilian and foreigner dies. Now are high alerts there and many peoples is not dares to go India anymores. However I is got project there now, and I am going there! My other ahbengs friends saying I is crazy, got high alerts are still going. But so sads that no pretty ahlians telling me not to go, they is no cares I die or life. Anyway, I tells the ahbengs, what to do, my boss don't caring my life still wanting me to goes there regardless of dangers, he just wanting projects to finish and collects money.
Then I is realising, I is always going to dangers place for work, last time got SARS I going Hong Kong, got Birds Flu I going Vietnam, got Earthquake I going China, now got Terrorist I going India. And so fars no problems with me!! It be meaning me are really Mugen Power, hahaha!!
Only Tsunami that time I is at home, because that time is after Christmas, because I no travelling when Christmas times, because hotel and plane very expensive! I is very poors, you know...
Update :-
Wah...I hopes my boss is not gets a project in Gaza now... I better resigns...hahahha
Then I is realising, I is always going to dangers place for work, last time got SARS I going Hong Kong, got Birds Flu I going Vietnam, got Earthquake I going China, now got Terrorist I going India. And so fars no problems with me!! It be meaning me are really Mugen Power, hahaha!!
Only Tsunami that time I is at home, because that time is after Christmas, because I no travelling when Christmas times, because hotel and plane very expensive! I is very poors, you know...
Update :-
Wah...I hopes my boss is not gets a project in Gaza now... I better resigns...hahahha
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Feesicktion
That days I is goes to one of the foods court in a big shopping malls. The casher is be a not chinese and not india ladies. I is be orderes a cup of ice milo and I don't want ice. Then the ladies is be take ice a little bits and put the milo into the cup in fronts of me. I is quickest stop her and tell her I is not want ice. Then she stop quickler. Then she is try to take out the ice with a spoons. But because the milo is fewest, so she cannot take out. She is be so smarts and add more milos intot he cup and let the ice to comes up, and then she is be take outs the ices!! She is be so smarts! I is so impresses. I is so thought, she is not be a casher there, she is supposes be a roket saintease or a feesicktion is be betterest. kaka.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Police winning award
Today in the papers I is read that our police just winning powderful award for implements of the C4i system, which is can helps crimes disappear.
But the whole worlds also is knowing that our police also famous for using C4 for making problems disappear, hahahaha!!!
But the whole worlds also is knowing that our police also famous for using C4 for making problems disappear, hahahaha!!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Many earnings moneys and never close shop business
I is thinks many of yous have been know that, a lot of business, if they is service no good, customer complains, then customer no come, then no business. If no businees, the shop can be close.
For example, I is works in a softwares companys, If my softwares always got bugs, and customer complains, and I is not solves them, Customer is beh song with me and my company, then they is find another software companys or don't use softwares at alls. They is use hand writes.
Another example, if the food stalls you is go is not nice, then the next time you also will not goes. then you is tell your friends not to go. Then your friends is to tell your friends friends not to go also, then in the end, the semua world will know that food stall is be not nice, then nobodys go, and then the food stalls is be close shops.
But there is two kind of business is always win moneys, no matter how bad their service and products ares, they is still have customers and never close shops! I is not talking about ga,bling, cause gambling is be can close my governments, so in the end will close shops also.
Ok, the first business is doctors. If you is a doctors, please dun read this parts, because it is going to make you smarterest or make you feel distresses because I is goings to talk bad about you. Doctors can have many patients in one days. They is can give bad bad service, showing patients bad and angry faces, the patients still is be comes. If the doctor tries to cure the patients who is dyings, but in the end the patients dies, and the family members of the patients have sick, they is still goes back to the doctors. I is not knows whys....Is either the doctors is be too leng chai, or very good in talkings or the family members have no memories or what, that's why they is still go? If the doctors is rudes and always gives no hopes to the patients, the patients is still go back to the doctors, even the patients is be know they is no cure anymore!! Wah...if I is tells my customers that my softwares is be no cures, then I think my customers dunno flies where liao! And whatever the doctors be said, the patients is still trusts the doctors even the doctors cannot give a good and definite answers....like that I is also can be doctors la, I can always say just like the doctors say "Hmm..Maybe is that, We is still be waits for the tests results" or "Hmm...we is gives you this medicines to try, you is comes back next week and let me see" or "Sorry, I is cannot cures you"...only thing I is read less book only....but dun lies me la...Doctors, if you is still readings this part, you is really pai la...
Second business is be needs big budgets. The business is be parkings. No matter how bad is be the parking, you is still find there is be cars parking at the parkings. The parkings can be very hot because of the sun, is be very hard to find parkings, because too manys car, or is be too expensive, or because the roads is be hole here and hole there, or you is not likes the parking man who is always show you face, but you is still find you takes your cars parkings at the same parkings. So the business is be no close downs.
I think there are manys more business that can earns moneys and never closed stall. But I is have only one minds, I can think two only, if you is can think, let me knows also. Maybe we can starts business togethers and we is partners. But first, we is need to be call brothers ...
For example, I is works in a softwares companys, If my softwares always got bugs, and customer complains, and I is not solves them, Customer is beh song with me and my company, then they is find another software companys or don't use softwares at alls. They is use hand writes.
Another example, if the food stalls you is go is not nice, then the next time you also will not goes. then you is tell your friends not to go. Then your friends is to tell your friends friends not to go also, then in the end, the semua world will know that food stall is be not nice, then nobodys go, and then the food stalls is be close shops.
But there is two kind of business is always win moneys, no matter how bad their service and products ares, they is still have customers and never close shops! I is not talking about ga,bling, cause gambling is be can close my governments, so in the end will close shops also.
Ok, the first business is doctors. If you is a doctors, please dun read this parts, because it is going to make you smarterest or make you feel distresses because I is goings to talk bad about you. Doctors can have many patients in one days. They is can give bad bad service, showing patients bad and angry faces, the patients still is be comes. If the doctor tries to cure the patients who is dyings, but in the end the patients dies, and the family members of the patients have sick, they is still goes back to the doctors. I is not knows whys....Is either the doctors is be too leng chai, or very good in talkings or the family members have no memories or what, that's why they is still go? If the doctors is rudes and always gives no hopes to the patients, the patients is still go back to the doctors, even the patients is be know they is no cure anymore!! Wah...if I is tells my customers that my softwares is be no cures, then I think my customers dunno flies where liao! And whatever the doctors be said, the patients is still trusts the doctors even the doctors cannot give a good and definite answers....like that I is also can be doctors la, I can always say just like the doctors say "Hmm..Maybe is that, We is still be waits for the tests results" or "Hmm...we is gives you this medicines to try, you is comes back next week and let me see" or "Sorry, I is cannot cures you"...only thing I is read less book only....but dun lies me la...Doctors, if you is still readings this part, you is really pai la...
Second business is be needs big budgets. The business is be parkings. No matter how bad is be the parking, you is still find there is be cars parking at the parkings. The parkings can be very hot because of the sun, is be very hard to find parkings, because too manys car, or is be too expensive, or because the roads is be hole here and hole there, or you is not likes the parking man who is always show you face, but you is still find you takes your cars parkings at the same parkings. So the business is be no close downs.
I think there are manys more business that can earns moneys and never closed stall. But I is have only one minds, I can think two only, if you is can think, let me knows also. Maybe we can starts business togethers and we is partners. But first, we is need to be call brothers ...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Happy Deepavalis
Today is be happy deepavalis or somesay is be happy deevalis. It's be the same meaning. This day is a big day for india people. They is celebrated this day is because they is celebrated victory on the ghost.
Today is be the day victory on the ghost, but I see manys ghost! One of the india restaurants having open houses(restaurants?) to invites every people to eat for free! That is be why there be many diffrent people going there and eats. Of course, I is kiasu enough I also go la! When I is reach there, I feel like I is one of the hungrys ghost trying to get the foods because all foods is be surf by self. That means you is have to gets the foods yourself which is make the situation like everyone is be hungry ghosts.
They is be surf muttons currys, chickens currys, and be dal currys. They is also surf roti canai, puttu and bee hoon and so on. Everyone is be like never eats currys before trying to take as manys as they coulds be. I is see china people, malays people, india people and also iran people coming to eats! This is see the currys is so powderfuls and manys poeple comes to be eats.
After eating full, havings many currys, I is so satisfy. I is thought today I eat so many currys, and many people also eats so many currys, so many currys has eating, So I is thought today is be Dip-a-Currys!
p/s :- powderfuls, I is still burpiings with curry smells...I is to be skip my lunches and dinners.
Today is be the day victory on the ghost, but I see manys ghost! One of the india restaurants having open houses(restaurants?) to invites every people to eat for free! That is be why there be many diffrent people going there and eats. Of course, I is kiasu enough I also go la! When I is reach there, I feel like I is one of the hungrys ghost trying to get the foods because all foods is be surf by self. That means you is have to gets the foods yourself which is make the situation like everyone is be hungry ghosts.
They is be surf muttons currys, chickens currys, and be dal currys. They is also surf roti canai, puttu and bee hoon and so on. Everyone is be like never eats currys before trying to take as manys as they coulds be. I is see china people, malays people, india people and also iran people coming to eats! This is see the currys is so powderfuls and manys poeple comes to be eats.
After eating full, havings many currys, I is so satisfy. I is thought today I eat so many currys, and many people also eats so many currys, so many currys has eating, So I is thought today is be Dip-a-Currys!
p/s :- powderfuls, I is still burpiings with curry smells...I is to be skip my lunches and dinners.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Writings Eisay
During younger times, the teachers always tests me writings eisay, no matters what is the language be. I is thought I is very powderful in my engrish , my malays, my china eisays, but my teachers always gives me very lowest mark for all my eisays. I is not understands whys is that.
Today I is understands why I is always gets be lowest marks for all my eisays. Even is me glamer very powderful, my sentence always full of flowers here flowers there, but the teachers is be not likes my eisays. It's just because my expression is be not good! It's be not my glamer or my vocab not be good! If it's just my expression is be not good, they is not gives me lowest mark because is be not my langange problems, is be my expression problems! All is be blames all them that they don't be understands me! How can they is expect me to have good expressions!? They is langange teachers only and not psyciatry! I also don't expect them to teaches me to expresses me, but they is expect I is expresses me?!
Today I is understands why I is always gets be lowest marks for all my eisays. Even is me glamer very powderful, my sentence always full of flowers here flowers there, but the teachers is be not likes my eisays. It's just because my expression is be not good! It's be not my glamer or my vocab not be good! If it's just my expression is be not good, they is not gives me lowest mark because is be not my langange problems, is be my expression problems! All is be blames all them that they don't be understands me! How can they is expect me to have good expressions!? They is langange teachers only and not psyciatry! I also don't expect them to teaches me to expresses me, but they is expect I is expresses me?!
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