Olympic Jams

Two week ago is highly anticipating events, is be opening of Olympic be in Beijing, China!

The chinese ethnic peoples have been waiting for it for many years, and finally is be here! Of course in Beijing, a lots of peoples also be kicked out from their long time staying houses because the government is wants develops the location where their long time staying houses is be for the foreign devils visitors who is be visits Beijing for the Olympic.

Of course, ahbengs and ahlians all over the worlds is also be eagers waiting for it. It is on auspicious date date 08/08/08, is goods number for chinese peoples. Even although chinese government is be communist they is still choosing auspicious number, hahaha....

So on that days, I is working, so I thinking I will go home slightly later instead of very late from work to watches the opening ceremony. (Normally I is works until 8:30pm at least, but that days I is thinking I leaves early so that can watches) So I is leaving office at 7:15pm, because usuals from office to house is taking me 15 minute in my Protons. But once I reaches LDP I get stucks in a LONG LONG JAM!!! Why everyones want to drive at that time? All also wants to go see Olympics ceremony!!!

That night it taking me 1 HOUR to reaches home!!! I reaches house already 8:15pm already ceremony starting. I is so hungry and angry I go shower and eats dinner without watching the ceremony. Beh song liau....

Izzi is not eazy at all!!!

I is beary beh song with Izzi!! I is applied two weeks before cause I is want to try if it's be fast. I is try, the first day is be fast and fast I is use it be happily. then the second day, is be beary slower and slowest! I is thoughts gives it a chans so I is try the thirds day, is be fast again, so I is happy happy using. Then the fourth day I is not at home so I is cannot try. Then the fifth be day, it's be not consistent but still be accepts. Then the six day I is want to do things urgents and sends be the file, then the line is be cannots! So I is be frustrating then want is be return. And when I return, they is say charge me 180 cause I is downloads more than 3MB!! WAH!!! What is this!?!? Is they out of they mind?!? I is really not be satisfy. They is say can give me 7 days free trials and can be refund me back all my money but now they is wanna charge me money!! How is be can?!?

I is gives you one examples, if first day the line is goods cause they is purposely gives me good good, so you surfs and downloads be happily lor, then the second day it's be not good, so you wanto return, then that people says you is be downloads more than 3MB and want to charge you, you is boh song right?!?!

Where is can be like that wan?!?!

Petrol raise high high

Last is be weeks, my countries is be raise petrol price high high. Is be so high high everyone is be so feel not nice about. The country government is announce the petrol price raise high high late late, everyone is be kiasu and go petrol station be pumps petrol to be safe as much as they can after work. Every petrol station is be beary jam and pack. All the roads back to home also beary jam, I is reaches homes beary late even I don't go pumps petrols!

I is thinks the governments should announces the petrol raise high high than early before. So everyone is be got times to go pump petrols and safe the mostest. But manys only knows about it in the evening. I think governments should be announcing it the petrol price raise high high, but do not run it first, then declare a public holidays the next day so everyone is be got times to pumps petrols, then the next day only raise high high. Everyone is be more happier like that. Now many peoples cannot pump petrols and petrols price raise high high but people still need to leave and go to work, so manys is be not happys...

Eventfuls trip to KKB

Last Saturdays I goes with parents to KKB (Kuala Kubu Bharu) for visiting my grandmother. KKB is be nice town, quiets and lot of trees and shades is so pleasants. We drinking kopi at the kopi-shop, we walks walks and talking to the peoples there, they is so nice and pleasants and helpfuls.

Then on the ways back I is driving, then suddenly we saw a indian soul brother on a motorcycle in fronts of us crash hards into a white Wira which is stops at at emergency lane. I see him flies up in the air turn 2 circles and landing on his backsides on the slow lane. Luckily he be fats man, so he got a cushion fall. He very quickly gets up and limps to the side of the road, very lucky no cars behind him, if not car will go over him and he no more in this worlds. Lucky also I is driving in middle lanes, if not for sure I will runs over him! That time I will be feeling guilty for sure..... it was really hards crash, his motorcycle is smashed, the engines and wheel flying all over the highway, the front brakes was falls in fronts of my car I had to swerve to avoids it. Scares me.

Mafia in my countries!

Just now, I is be walkings to works, I is see two white mans. They is have two cars. One of them is like the man in the movie names Kill Bill. I is cannot remember what is the name they is calling him in that movie, but he is be the beautiful brides wants to kill. His hair is just the same with be the man in Kill Bill. All his hair comb backside.

Then there is be another man taking things from his car butts, I is not knows what he is be taking but I is not ask. I is scared he is taking out guns and shoot me then I die then I is be no needs works.

But reallys, faces they is have are really is be mafias faces. I is so scared, I is walk fast fast hopes if they is really fights or if police is be comes, I is not becomes the people they catch and don't let me goes. If they is be really catchs me, and is be wants kills me in fronts of be all policemans, I is to tells him to shoots me corrects. I is to ask him shoots be my heart or my head. If he is be shoot my legs or my hands, half live half die, is be beary pains...

Everythings shortage

We is living in shortages time. Everything be shortages now. We have fish shortages, oil shortages, and now is having rice shortages.

So now I tells myself to not wasting rice. Betters still, I will stopping eating rice. When I orders chicken rice, I will say "NO RICE!". When I orders nasi lemak I will say "TAK MAHU NASI!". Eating satay no eating ketupat. No eatings sashimi too, just the fish! BLR without rice!!! BKT without rice!!! Just eatings the Bak and drinkings the Teh!

Eeerr... I thinks I cannot, I is Rice Bucket. I no eating rice I is dies.

Locals cars is be powderfuls!

Last times, I is says that the protons, our locals car is be powderfuls before. Just yesterday nights, I is sees another evidences that our locals cars is be super powderfuls!

There is one Maifi is be parkings in triagle directions and there is als be a Bensee parking behind the Maifi. We is all knows that Bensee is be powderfuls car, but I is not knows Maifi, our locals cars is so be powderfuls too! The aunty got up her's Maifi and try be gostan. Is be not slow somemore and the Bensee still behind the Maifi but the aunty is just be gostan straight! Bang! the Maifi butt bang on the Bensee butt.

The aunty is be got down her's Maifi and the Bensee's boss is be comes from the shops there to see on his car. But both the cars seems is be alrights! They is left the scene after 1 minute. I is guessings they car is be alrights and go home straight! My conclude is locals car is be powderfuls!!