Road repairs

That day after my work, I is driving home. It is jams like hell. Wondering what happened in front there, and taught it is accidents. In fact, it is because of repairing the roads. wah....now come to the big day then got repair road, but makes me reach home late, I is not happy leh....
then I taught...why they dun repair the road in the morning? jam in the morning the bestest. late back to home cannot la....late to work nevermind ma...hehe

Malaysia be flies to space

Recently one of my countrymen is flies to space. My governments is so happy and pride.

But the questions everyone else asks, fly up there do what?

That days when I flies to Sabah, I met a guy on the planes, he said "Naik atas main gasing."

HAHAHHA!!

Lawyers protesting march

Recently in my country is happens something which be causes many peoples not happy. This thing is be involving some lawyer and judge. So is when I overseas I reads news, I very surprise to reads that there be a protest march by my country the lawyers to be demands a royal commission of inquiry to inquiring the thing which happens. Then the more I reads, the more I is surprise, because that the police does not whacks the protesters silly. I be thinks if other peoples is protesting, such as students & poor peoples, out of job pensioners, handicaps peoples, Free Burma protesters, animal rights peoples, etc, they will be whacks until their shits be come out by the riots police. Now you can see Malaysia is still be not fairs, by rights to be fairs they should whack everyone regardless what their jobs is be until their shit be comes out!!!

New owner find deads body in condo he buys

Today in the Stars newspaper got reports that one guy buys a condo at auction. The condos is in goods expensive neighbourhood Mont Kiara, where there be manys pub and leng luis who go there with their ah beng boyfriends, but I don't know whys they don't goes with me, even though I be ah beng.

So this guy he successful bids the condo, then he is be happy and goes to condo with his sister to cleans it. When he opens door, he smell bad smells, so he call securities guards. Inside the condo they sees a refrigerator, and when they opens it they see a deads body chops into 11 piece!!!!

I thinks the guy is be damn angry with the auction people. How can sell him condo with dead body inside? Never check first, so irresponsible. If I is the guy I will scare to stays there....and worse things, is now difficult to sells, nobody will dares to buys!

So if you is be looking for buy condo in Mont Kiara, be careful and checks if it the same condo!!!

SMARTS or STUPIDS? Pt 2

Last nights KL is be flash floods again. All cars is be stucks in the flash floods on the road. So if the peoples now is really smarts, they wills modifies their cars to be not MUGEN power, but to be ... AMPHIBIOUS car! Amphibious is likes what we learns in school science class, means can go on land and water, just likes the frogs, ducks, crocodiles, humans and dogs. I don't know dogs is amphibious until last months I at my friend condo and I see a dog jump into the the condo swimming pool and swim and climbs back up to the grounds without drowns! So actually dogs is also amphibious. But humans only some amphibious, some is nots. Like sometime you read newspaper got the peoples drowns in rivers or the seas, is means those peoples is not amphibious.

Now in Astro TV got many new channel, so I watch the channel 78 is be for guys, show lots of cars and machines and also about fishings. So got one time the shows the car, is be old car, but can go on lands and waters! I is be thinking that car is be goods for peoples who drives in KL during flash floods! If got peoples offers service to modifies car to amphibious car, is sure got good business because peoples all scares to be flood their cars! I is think if last times I studies Mechanical Engineering likes all the other gangster ahbeng I will be rich to offers service for modifies cars to amphibious cars. But is too bads that I studies Software Engineering. Now I is works days and nights and looks at computers screens whole days. It is sucks!

SMARTS or STUPIDS?

If you is to modifies a car to has MUGEN powder, you is to spend many moneys to modifies the car. but after you is modifies your car, you is realise your car cannot move because you is not put on the tires in the car. And you is no money left to buy the tires. So your car is not moves. Are it SMART or STUPID?

p/s :- if you is to come to my countries now, the roads maybe a lot muddier than before because yesterday my countries just has flash floods...i is to say sorry...

eats more fish now before no mores

Today newspaper The Stars reporting a fisherman say now he catch fish is so little compares 20 year ago. This is confirmed study made by westerns scientists last years when they says fishing is depleted in year 2048. I is thinking, if I good life that time I will still alives (maybe with childrens and grandchildrens and one fat wife). But good life also no goods if no more fish to eats. So now I going eats more fish before they is runs out in the seas! From now ons, when I eats at BLR restaurant I is will orders ikan tenggiri gorengs now, no more ayam gorengs! When I eats mix rice I will not picks fried porks, I will picks fried fishes! When I eats at wedding dinners, I will eats mores sharks fin!! I will not eats potatoes chip, I will eats keropok ikan!!