~AhBeng are Mugen Power! :: 無限 ! ! ! ~

Is easy to invading Malaysia

2009-12-22T19:36:00.000-08:00

We are in combat times, you is see U Ass A invades Muslim country here and there. You is must remember we is although not Muslim country, but many of peoples give misinformations we is Muslim country, and this is will be confusing the U Ass A who will be thinks we really is Muslim country. So is conclusively we will be invades by U Ass A soon or laters. Now, when other Muslim country is be invades, they is fight back! But if we is be invades, we is cannot fights back, because, our jet fighter aeroplanes is got no engines! Because is all stolen and selling as second parts for a few buggers to making money. How to fights? Surrender and becomes their slaves of U Ass A better.Truth or not?!?

JPOP!!!

2009-08-04T20:26:00.000-07:00

Last times when I young I like to listening JPOP! Ahbeng is like that one mah, don't understand Japanese but is still like JPOP. Reasons is because the singers is really cutes mah! Oh, sorry, not cutes, is kawaii!!!

But as I grows older I no more listens JPOP. But recentlys I is listening to JPOP again! I is listen to Ayumi older songs, is goods!!! She is also so kawaii! But that days my japanese friend say in
Japan people calls Ayumi is Cyborg! She is be call that because she is so much plastic surgery on her face, hahaha! I is likes also Miki Ohguro, her song La La La listen already also make me want to singing together.... La la, la la la, la la la, la la la!!!!

Malaysia interrogation techniques

2009-08-04T19:59:00.000-07:00

Everyones, how is you be doing? I is backs finally! I long times no blogging because is busy with works and travellings, many things also is happens. Malaysia is becomes more and more weirds and chaotic. Some things really beh tahan. Like recentlys one young promising opposition guy is been called by MACC for interview. But they is interrogation him instead. They is use interrogation techniques like sleep deprivation on this poor guy. And then the next day people is discover this guy dead at the 5th floor of the building where he is gets interrogating. Who is the MACC thinks they are? They think they are Guantanamo Bay ar?

Malaysia Main-main-streams Media

2009-01-30T05:11:00.000-08:00

Recently is another by-elections in another towns in Malaysia, where is many people believing that is measurements of the popularity of the ruling party. It is closely watches by medias from other countries besides Malaysia Main-main-streams Media.

So before the by-election the Malaysia Main-main-streams Media is reporting that the people in the town all supports ruling party, nobody liking opposition, ruling party is goods for country, ruling party sure win and so ons.

But just before the by-elections, I is luckily in a neighbour country for project, and I watching TV there in the and tiny budget hotel rooms my client put me in. ( I am watching TV and not going out to fun is because I is so poors, my company giving me so small allowance, so I stay in the hotel rooms and watch TV lor) so anyway the media from our neighbour also sends reporter to the town to reports! And the reporter interviews the peoples from the town, and what they saying is totally opposite from what our reports!!!

Got one man interviews say not he don't want give ruling party chance, but because he giving them too many chance already, so this time he is be voting opposition! And got one woman, say she no likes the way the ruling party play politics, so she is wanting to voting opposition!!! But she is be wanting only, she cannot really vote, because when she go to register, they is telling her according to the records, she is already dead!!! Wah piang!! Why out Malaysia Main-main-streams Media not reports that? They should make special report on the living dead in Malaysia, like the Night of the Living Dead, or the Dawn of the Dead, or I am Legend like that.

So I want to say, hey Malaysia Main-main-stream Media, please make proper reporting and stops main-main with us, okay?!?!!

Ahbeng are really be Mugen Power

2008-12-04T19:19:00.000-08:00

Recently is a terrorist attacks in India, where is many civilian and foreigner dies. Now are high alerts there and many peoples is not dares to go India anymores. However I is got project there now, and I am going there! My other ahbengs friends saying I is crazy, got high alerts are still going. But so sads that no pretty ahlians telling me not to go, they is no cares I die or life. Anyway, I tells the ahbengs, what to do, my boss don't caring my life still wanting me to goes there regardless of dangers, he just wanting projects to finish and collects money.

Then I is realising, I is always going to dangers place for work, last time got SARS I going Hong Kong, got Birds Flu I going Vietnam, got Earthquake I going China, now got Terrorist I going India. And so fars no problems with me!! It be meaning me are really Mugen Power, hahaha!!

Only Tsunami that time I is at home, because that time is after Christmas, because I no travelling when Christmas times, because hotel and plane very expensive! I is very poors, you know...

Update :-
Wah...I hopes my boss is not gets a project in Gaza now... I better resigns...hahahha

Feesicktion

2008-11-09T23:26:00.000-08:00

That days I is goes to one of the foods court in a big shopping malls. The casher is be a not chinese and not india ladies. I is be orderes a cup of ice milo and I don't want ice. Then the ladies is be take ice a little bits and put the milo into the cup in fronts of me. I is quickest stop her and tell her I is not want ice. Then she stop quickler. Then she is try to take out the ice with a spoons. But because the milo is fewest, so she cannot take out. She is be so smarts and add more milos intot he cup and let the ice to comes up, and then she is be take outs the ices!! She is be so smarts! I is so impresses. I is so thought, she is not be a casher there, she is supposes be a roket saintease or a feesicktion is be betterest. kaka.

Police winning award

2008-11-06T21:05:00.000-08:00

Today in the papers I is read that our police just winning powderful award for implements of the C4i system, which is can helps crimes disappear.

But the whole worlds also is knowing that our police also famous for using C4 for making problems disappear, hahahaha!!!

Many earnings moneys and never close shop business

2008-11-05T08:47:00.000-08:00

I is thinks many of yous have been know that, a lot of business, if they is service no good, customer complains, then customer no come, then no business. If no businees, the shop can be close.

For example, I is works in a softwares companys, If my softwares always got bugs, and customer complains, and I is not solves them, Customer is beh song with me and my company, then they is find another software companys or don't use softwares at alls. They is use hand writes.

Another example, if the food stalls you is go is not nice, then the next time you also will not goes. then you is tell your friends not to go. Then your friends is to tell your friends friends not to go also, then in the end, the semua world will know that food stall is be not nice, then nobodys go, and then the food stalls is be close shops.

But there is two kind of business is always win moneys, no matter how bad their service and products ares, they is still have customers and never close shops! I is not talking about ga,bling, cause gambling is be can close my governments, so in the end will close shops also.

Ok, the first business is doctors. If you is a doctors, please dun read this parts, because it is going to make you smarterest or make you feel distresses because I is goings to talk bad about you. Doctors can have many patients in one days. They is can give bad bad service, showing patients bad and angry faces, the patients still is be comes. If the doctor tries to cure the patients who is dyings, but in the end the patients dies, and the family members of the patients have sick, they is still goes back to the doctors. I is not knows whys....Is either the doctors is be too leng chai, or very good in talkings or the family members have no memories or what, that's why they is still go? If the doctors is rudes and always gives no hopes to the patients, the patients is still go back to the doctors, even the patients is be know they is no cure anymore!! Wah...if I is tells my customers that my softwares is be no cures, then I think my customers dunno flies where liao! And whatever the doctors be said, the patients is still trusts the doctors even the doctors cannot give a good and definite answers....like that I is also can be doctors la, I can always say just like the doctors say "Hmm..Maybe is that, We is still be waits for the tests results" or "Hmm...we is gives you this medicines to try, you is comes back next week and let me see" or "Sorry, I is cannot cures you"...only thing I is read less book only....but dun lies me la...Doctors, if you is still readings this part, you is really pai la...

Second business is be needs big budgets. The business is be parkings. No matter how bad is be the parking, you is still find there is be cars parking at the parkings. The parkings can be very hot because of the sun, is be very hard to find parkings, because too manys car, or is be too expensive, or because the roads is be hole here and hole there, or you is not likes the parking man who is always show you face, but you is still find you takes your cars parkings at the same parkings. So the business is be no close downs.

I think there are manys more business that can earns moneys and never closed stall. But I is have only one minds, I can think two only, if you is can think, let me knows also. Maybe we can starts business togethers and we is partners. But first, we is need to be call brothers ...

Happy Deepavalis

2008-10-26T19:11:00.000-07:00

Today is be happy deepavalis or somesay is be happy deevalis. It's be the same meaning. This day is a big day for india people. They is celebrated this day is because they is celebrated victory on the ghost.

Today is be the day victory on the ghost, but I see manys ghost! One of the india restaurants having open houses(restaurants?) to invites every people to eat for free! That is be why there be many diffrent people going there and eats. Of course, I is kiasu enough I also go la! When I is reach there, I feel like I is one of the hungrys ghost trying to get the foods because all foods is be surf by self. That means you is have to gets the foods yourself which is make the situation like everyone is be hungry ghosts.

They is be surf muttons currys, chickens currys, and be dal currys. They is also surf roti canai, puttu and bee hoon and so on. Everyone is be like never eats currys before trying to take as manys as they coulds be. I is see china people, malays people, india people and also iran people coming to eats! This is see the currys is so powderfuls and manys poeple comes to be eats.

After eating full, havings many currys, I is so satisfy. I is thought today I eat so many currys, and many people also eats so many currys, so many currys has eating, So I is thought today is be Dip-a-Currys!

p/s :- powderfuls, I is still burpiings with curry smells...I is to be skip my lunches and dinners.

Writings Eisay

2008-10-25T01:33:00.000-07:00

During younger times, the teachers always tests me writings eisay, no matters what is the language be. I is thought I is very powderful in my engrish , my malays, my china eisays, but my teachers always gives me very lowest mark for all my eisays. I is not understands whys is that.

Today I is understands why I is always gets be lowest marks for all my eisays. Even is me glamer very powderful, my sentence always full of flowers here flowers there, but the teachers is be not likes my eisays. It's just because my expression is be not good! It's be not my glamer or my vocab not be good! If it's just my expression is be not good, they is not gives me lowest mark because is be not my langange problems, is be my expression problems! All is be blames all them that they don't be understands me! How can they is expect me to have good expressions!? They is langange teachers only and not psyciatry! I also don't expect them to teaches me to expresses me, but they is expect I is expresses me?!

Simply changing roads name

2008-10-22T17:58:00.000-07:00

Our government is have peculiar habits. Suddenly likes to changing familiar roads name to some name which is no meanings. Recentlys, a famous road in KL, where I last times use to goes with my gang for eats late nights supper, because have many good foods, and is opens until lates lates. The road is famous with also many men is goes looks for companionships at nights. But now the place is cleans up already, just famous for foods. So the authorities be nothing to do, quietly is change the name another name. Everyones is making noise, say no goods reason to changes, blah blah blah. Then the is explain the new road name which meaning is the planets Venus. So I is thinking now that is a appropriately name, since last times is famous for men is looking for companionship at nights, hahaha!!! So our government is not so stupids do things without reasoning.

Safe the Cifilens, safe the worlds!!

2008-10-20T09:33:00.000-07:00

Today I is reads the newspapers. It's be says that there is one areas is be dangerous. Dangerous is because of robbers, snatches and many many bad guys. The areas is be dangerous nevermind, they should be puts manys more policeman in that area. That is be the logic right?

But I is reads on I reads somethings is be not logic at alls! They says the places is be dangerous, so they is need to move the policemans out from that place to protect the policemans. WAH!! I is don't knows I is should be laughs or cries!

If they move the policemans out from that place who is protects the cifilens there? Are they is be to move the cifilens out from that place to protect thems also?!? WAH!! I really cannot stands. I is bang my head on the wall also cannots understand why or wat is they doing?!?

The ringing in the middles of the night

2008-10-19T07:15:00.000-07:00

Last nights I is having dinners with my friends at a place far far away call Teluk Gong. Is so fars, I is drives nearly 1 hours to reaching! So we is there and we is eating seafoods and also we is drinking their special drinks, which we locals calling todi! But is because we is having 1 French couples with us my friend is have to explains to them todi is means coconut moonshine! hahaha... So it is nice and I is drinks and drinks and drinks a lot, until I is drunks, as usuals. So after dinners is so lates and is such long drives back homes, I reaches home nearly midnights. So after washing up and onlines to check my emails from ahlians, I is finally sleeps, I is also so numb numb after all the todi....when I sleeps is 1.00 am alreadys. Then suddenly I is wakings up by my phone ringings! I is shocks awake, was so drunks so I is press the Ignore Call buttons. Then it be ringings again!!! So I having to answer is, because if I press Ignore Call again and the caller calls again and I press Ignore Call again then I think will continues until mornings.
Then when I answers, is a China Girl, speakings in Mandarin, askings me "Have you arriving in your room yet?"

I croaks "Wrong Number" in England, why I use England and not Mandarin is because I was drunk mah, cannot thinks properly. So she is realising she press wrong numbers, she quickly disconnecting the calls. By then I was headaches, dehydrates, and still drunks, but was so angrys that I cannot sleeps. So I was turning and turning for 2 hour before I finally sleeps again. So I was be feeling so sleepy the wholes day..

Maybe later I will calls the number and tells her in Mandarin that "Yes, I am in my rooms already!", and see she how reacts! Hahaha!

Plainning Sittings

2008-10-19T07:00:00.000-07:00

After attends so many manys weddings, I is founds out one very good tip for those who are getting merries. I is founds out if you is be having a weddings dinners special those chinese weddings dinners. You is be invitings all your relatives, friends, coldlegs, and many others.

But when you is be invites your relatives, friends or coldlegs, you cannot invites ones only, you is be invites all of them even thoughs you dun liking them. If this is the case, you have to really plains your sittings at the dinner hall. You have to find out 3 things from the place.

First thing you is be find out where is the toilets. Then second thing you is be find out where is the speakers. then the third thing is be easy, you is to find out where the highway is...usually is be near kitchen or door to another hall.
Then you is be plains the sittings for those people you is beh song near those place.
For exampers, if you don't like your uncles and your anties, you can put them nears the toilets, it's be smelly place to sit, they is will be not comfortable for whole night. If you don't like one of your friends, you is be put them near the high way where allt he waiters and waitersess walks, sometimes pushing his chair, so he is be not comfortable too. If you is don't like your boss, you can be put them near the speaker, better with karaoke,is be loud loud, he can't even hear a thing. He maybe gets a bad dream that nights after the dinner.

If you can find all these three things are all togetherat one place, please contacts is be me, tell me what's the restaurant. I is wants to know. thanks.

Olympic Jams

2008-08-23T00:13:00.000-07:00

Two week ago is highly anticipating events, is be opening of Olympic be in Beijing, China!

The chinese ethnic peoples have been waiting for it for many years, and finally is be here! Of course in Beijing, a lots of peoples also be kicked out from their long time staying houses because the government is wants develops the location where their long time staying houses is be for the foreign devils visitors who is be visits Beijing for the Olympic.

Of course, ahbengs and ahlians all over the worlds is also be eagers waiting for it. It is on auspicious date date 08/08/08, is goods number for chinese peoples. Even although chinese government is be communist they is still choosing auspicious number, hahaha....

So on that days, I is working, so I thinking I will go home slightly later instead of very late from work to watches the opening ceremony. (Normally I is works until 8:30pm at least, but that days I is thinking I leaves early so that can watches) So I is leaving office at 7:15pm, because usuals from office to house is taking me 15 minute in my Protons. But once I reaches LDP I get stucks in a LONG LONG JAM!!! Why everyones want to drive at that time? All also wants to go see Olympics ceremony!!!

That night it taking me 1 HOUR to reaches home!!! I reaches house already 8:15pm already ceremony starting. I is so hungry and angry I go shower and eats dinner without watching the ceremony. Beh song liau....

Izzi is not eazy at all!!!

2008-06-16T01:26:00.000-07:00

I is beary beh song with Izzi!! I is applied two weeks before cause I is want to try if it's be fast. I is try, the first day is be fast and fast I is use it be happily. then the second day, is be beary slower and slowest! I is thoughts gives it a chans so I is try the thirds day, is be fast again, so I is happy happy using. Then the fourth day I is not at home so I is cannot try. Then the fifth be day, it's be not consistent but still be accepts. Then the six day I is want to do things urgents and sends be the file, then the line is be cannots! So I is be frustrating then want is be return. And when I return, they is say charge me 180 cause I is downloads more than 3MB!! WAH!!! What is this!?!? Is they out of they mind?!? I is really not be satisfy. They is say can give me 7 days free trials and can be refund me back all my money but now they is wanna charge me money!! How is be can?!?

I is gives you one examples, if first day the line is goods cause they is purposely gives me good good, so you surfs and downloads be happily lor, then the second day it's be not good, so you wanto return, then that people says you is be downloads more than 3MB and want to charge you, you is boh song right?!?!

Where is can be like that wan?!?!

Petrol raise high high

2008-06-09T19:50:00.000-07:00

Last is be weeks, my countries is be raise petrol price high high. Is be so high high everyone is be so feel not nice about. The country government is announce the petrol price raise high high late late, everyone is be kiasu and go petrol station be pumps petrol to be safe as much as they can after work. Every petrol station is be beary jam and pack. All the roads back to home also beary jam, I is reaches homes beary late even I don't go pumps petrols!

I is thinks the governments should announces the petrol raise high high than early before. So everyone is be got times to go pump petrols and safe the mostest. But manys only knows about it in the evening. I think governments should be announcing it the petrol price raise high high, but do not run it first, then declare a public holidays the next day so everyone is be got times to pumps petrols, then the next day only raise high high. Everyone is be more happier like that. Now many peoples cannot pump petrols and petrols price raise high high but people still need to leave and go to work, so manys is be not happys...

Eventfuls trip to KKB

2008-06-09T03:43:00.000-07:00

Last Saturdays I goes with parents to KKB (Kuala Kubu Bharu) for visiting my grandmother. KKB is be nice town, quiets and lot of trees and shades is so pleasants. We drinking kopi at the kopi-shop, we walks walks and talking to the peoples there, they is so nice and pleasants and helpfuls.

Then on the ways back I is driving, then suddenly we saw a indian soul brother on a motorcycle in fronts of us crash hards into a white Wira which is stops at at emergency lane. I see him flies up in the air turn 2 circles and landing on his backsides on the slow lane. Luckily he be fats man, so he got a cushion fall. He very quickly gets up and limps to the side of the road, very lucky no cars behind him, if not car will go over him and he no more in this worlds. Lucky also I is driving in middle lanes, if not for sure I will runs over him! That time I will be feeling guilty for sure..... it was really hards crash, his motorcycle is smashed, the engines and wheel flying all over the highway, the front brakes was falls in fronts of my car I had to swerve to avoids it. Scares me.

Mafia in my countries!

2008-05-29T19:10:00.000-07:00

Just now, I is be walkings to works, I is see two white mans. They is have two cars. One of them is like the man in the movie names Kill Bill. I is cannot remember what is the name they is calling him in that movie, but he is be the beautiful brides wants to kill. His hair is just the same with be the man in Kill Bill. All his hair comb backside.

Then there is be another man taking things from his car butts, I is not knows what he is be taking but I is not ask. I is scared he is taking out guns and shoot me then I die then I is be no needs works.

But reallys, faces they is have are really is be mafias faces. I is so scared, I is walk fast fast hopes if they is really fights or if police is be comes, I is not becomes the people they catch and don't let me goes. If they is be really catchs me, and is be wants kills me in fronts of be all policemans, I is to tells him to shoots me corrects. I is to ask him shoots be my heart or my head. If he is be shoot my legs or my hands, half live half die, is be beary pains...

Everythings shortage

2008-05-22T22:32:00.000-07:00

We is living in shortages time. Everything be shortages now. We have fish shortages, oil shortages, and now is having rice shortages.

So now I tells myself to not wasting rice. Betters still, I will stopping eating rice. When I orders chicken rice, I will say "NO RICE!". When I orders nasi lemak I will say "TAK MAHU NASI!". Eating satay no eating ketupat. No eatings sashimi too, just the fish! BLR without rice!!! BKT without rice!!! Just eatings the Bak and drinkings the Teh!

Eeerr... I thinks I cannot, I is Rice Bucket. I no eating rice I is dies.

Locals cars is be powderfuls!

2008-05-22T21:46:00.000-07:00

Last times, I is says that the protons, our locals car is be powderfuls before. Just yesterday nights, I is sees another evidences that our locals cars is be super powderfuls!

There is one Maifi is be parkings in triagle directions and there is als be a Bensee parking behind the Maifi. We is all knows that Bensee is be powderfuls car, but I is not knows Maifi, our locals cars is so be powderfuls too! The aunty got up her's Maifi and try be gostan. Is be not slow somemore and the Bensee still behind the Maifi but the aunty is just be gostan straight! Bang! the Maifi butt bang on the Bensee butt.

The aunty is be got down her's Maifi and the Bensee's boss is be comes from the shops there to see on his car. But both the cars seems is be alrights! They is left the scene after 1 minute. I is guessings they car is be alrights and go home straight! My conclude is locals car is be powderfuls!!

Very heartbreaks for China Quake Victims

2008-05-17T01:19:00.000-07:00

On 12 May 2008, is happens big earthquakes in China, Sichuan province. Many peoples, school children including, are die and wounded. Is so sads and heartsbroken to see news and photos of the tragedy, of the peoples grieving for their loved ones, photos of parents crying over their deads child. I read heart rendings news abouts schools children have their crushed limbs amputates to save them.

Please my ahbengs and ahlians readers, helps them and donates to the relief fund. Your helps be needed.

天灾无情，人间有情 - Naturals calamity be heartless, but kindness in peoples existing.

Me is not Heroes!

2008-05-08T18:47:00.000-07:00

Recentlys there showing a series on TV, very populars, are about a groups of young handsome and leng luis people who is have supers power and is learning to accepting their supers power and becoming heroes. In real life we peoples have no super powers, but many still wants to be heroes, at politic, at the roads while driving, and also at works. Last time when I is young I also be heroes at work. But now I is no more heroes! I let peoples make decisions, I keeps quiet. Heroes dying young, you knows?!?

Compares Pricing

2008-03-24T21:09:00.000-07:00

We is living in be a very real world. We is always choosing the bestest and the cheapestest. If they is be selling manys manys choices, is be hards for us to choose, we is be stooding there for whole day to be decides which to be choose.

Recent, I is sees a price which helps me to choose easiestly.

But I is just wonderings be who is going to buy the not so better gourd since it's expensiver?

Is be worlds not fair?!?

2008-03-18T09:36:00.000-07:00

I is be notices a long time ago, but I is just not say it outs. But now I is rarely beh dahan! Last be times, I is see many bigs cars is be owns by uncles and aunties. but now is be nots! Now I is sees manys and manys youngs peoples likes me, is be drivings biggester car than me is! I is dons knows whys. I is works that hards, they is work that hards, but sometimes they may not, and I may not too, but they is still be driving biggester car than me! Why!?!? Is be worlds not fair! I is dons knows what to do, can you is be tellings me??? Thanks!

Update :-
Recentlys, I having 2 hots date, I knows them from ahlian datings site! One are young girl, and then she is asking me out! So we meets at the mall, and she say she will drive me to eats dinner. So when she arriving, she are driving Mini Cooper! Wah piang!

And then the other one are old girl, and she also asking me out! So we meets at the pub, then when we leaves at the carpark I seeing her car, she are driving BMW! Wah piang! I so shys, I waits for her to drives away before I go to my car, don't let her seeing my car, hehehe.....

New Heads of the states

2008-03-12T18:23:00.000-07:00

After the manys elections, the results is be outs and manys states has is changes its rulers. One states of all the states is be taken, just is declare its new heads. The state is be famous with its many many delices foods. I is tasted is before the pork chop mee, is be goods, it's only sells in the mornings. I is also heards there are a stall selling bbq pork, they call it is be pork satay,they say is be very nice but I is never tries before. And also, other cities in the states got sells biscuits and cookies with pork oil inside is be very nice. If no pork oil inside, it's not be goods. But the new leads is be no eating pork. So I is wonderous, if next time in the cities in the states, still is have nice foods or not? no pork means no nice food. I is to go the cities that sells pork satay to tries before is be late!!

Elections Day

2008-03-07T16:03:00.000-08:00

It is be excitings! For many weeks we is have corridor discussions and mamak sembang sessions talks about nothings but our futures and our country, all because of today, ELECTIONS DAY!

I is always fatalistics about our elections, because no matters what, the peoples are always stupids and always votings for winning party. But this times I see peoples are becoming smarts! They is sicks and tires of politicians who is be racists, politicians who 知法反法, politicians who acts arrogants like the they is kings, when it is us peoples who gives them the power. This is because peoples is got internets now, they is becoming knowing more and understanding on justice, and real democracy, and real power sharing. Peoples is wants a fairs, impartials and independents judiciary. Peoples wants transparency and free medias. Respects of all religion and culture. Equality amongst genders. (This is importants, I believing men must have equals rights than women, as I is always being treats badly by women! Women you must stops treating me bads!)

But I is still know it is not be overnight change. Still a lot of peoples equates status quo with stability. But, peoples will become smarters, the voters from next generation will be more and more savvy, will understanding and demanding more and more from governments, not only things like good roads and have nice padang near their house for line dance and tai chi, but for a fairs and equality government willing to listen to the common peoples, this then can make us to be proud to call ourselves MALAYSIANS!!!

[Useful Tip] Newspapers on your hands

2008-02-21T17:46:00.000-08:00

I is find out that newspapers is not only for reads but got many other usages too! For examples, when it is a sunshine day, you can use the newspapers on your hands to block the sun. On the others hand, when it is rains day, you can use the newspapers on your hands to block the water coming from the sky! No matter sunshine day, or rains day, newspaper is so useful!

And then let say you go aunty kopi-shop to dapao chicken rice, but aunty got no more papers to dapao the chicken rice for you, then you can give her the newspapers on your hands to ask her to dapao for you! it is be easier!

After aunty dapao for you, but you is suddenly wants to eat in the shop because you is hungriest, so you sit down there and eats. But the chair is be wets, so you is cannot sits! So, you is can use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the waters.

Then you is finds your hands the spoons is be dirty, and you is not have tissue papers, so you can use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the dirty.

When you is eating, you can reads the newspaper. Eat and reads at the same times, saves a lots of times. when you is finds out the papers you wants to read is be use to wipe chair, or spoons, or use to block water from sky, then you can open slowly to read, so it cannots torn.

After eats, you finds the stomach is ache because you is eats dirty food. maybe is because the newspapers on your hands is be dirty, and you is wipes the spoons. You is wants goes bangsai, but there is no toilet paper! NEVERMIND! you is use the newspapers on your hands to wipes the sai!

I Gong Xi you until you Fa Cai!

2008-02-11T23:05:00.000-08:00

Hello my friend and fellows blogger, it is be one other year, we all bigger one year, hopes this year everyone will makes good money and be riches and those not marry will faster marry, and marry already will faster have babies. Also important is be happy, of course we is happy if got riches and is got marry and is got babies. So if you rich, remember to call me for free makan, ok? But if you is marry and is have babies don't call me, I no money for give you angpau, hahahah!!!

Not worm, but wormhole

2008-01-14T18:31:00.000-08:00

Last weeks I is eatings lunch with my colleagues at our favourite BKT shop, and the BKT is goods, we eats and eats non stopping. So while we eating, suddenly we is talking about shitting, because my colleague say he will goes back to office and will shits. So the girls asks him why he shits so much, because when he comes into office he will shits, before goes lunch he will shits, and after lunch he will shits! Even he are also puzzles why shits so much, he shits more than he eats. Is could be worms in his stomach?

Then suddenly I is have theory, because I is reads before books and articles about inter-dimensional travels and faster than light travels. There is this thing calls a wormhole, it is transfer peoples or spaceships from one places to another.

So I is suspects that is be a wormhole in his stomach, transfer shit from other peoples to him, so he is be shitting other peoples shits!!!

And then, I is make another theory!! In China is animal calls PiXiu. This animal is like dragon or phoenix is very hards to see one. So this PiXiu is supposing to have no backside hole, os it is cannot shits. Now I is always wonders how can eats and eats but not shits? So, it is means that there must be wormhole in PiXiu stomach which is transfers it's shits to my colleague stomach!!!!

I think I is will emails Discovery Channel about my theory, finally ahbeng can is be famous!!!!

Death Fish

2008-01-08T17:13:00.000-08:00

Follows many HongKong drama and CSI, people who is died and his tongue is out from the mouth, is be caused by the murder who kills the people, put his hand on the neck and is be not let go until he cannot bath and died. I is tried to look what is the word for that meaning, I is found "strangler" is the word for what I is tried to tell.

And that day, I found out there is murderer cases in the sea also! I is found a fishes is strangler till death do us part! Ripley's, Believe it or not! See the photo I camera!

Is you can be see the fishes tongue, is be come out from the mouth? I is say this fish i strangler till death do us part! But I is not know who is the murder, maybe I is be to report to police!

Takes tissue boxes no ask!

2008-01-08T17:01:00.000-08:00

Is you see the man in the red circles? He are the ones who was taking my tissues boxes from my tables when I is having my lunch alones. Taking my tissues boxes is ok, I is no problems, but he is not asked me whether he is can be take or not! He is just take like that.

So I is camera him and put him here. I is not dares to cameras his face, because I scares he will bits me till deaths do us part. so I is just takes his backside. Young peoples nowadays is really no manner liao, think is where they go read book? I is read book the leastest, but is not bully me!

Hots girl is be dangerous

2008-01-07T02:01:00.000-08:00

Just now we is be works, then my colleague says her mouth is be itchy and is looks for foods to eat, but office is so poors got no foods except some expire tin biscuit. So I is be gentleman I tells her I will buys some foods for her. Actually I is mouth itchy too, but I not tell her that, hahaha!

So I is walks to the convenience shop, and as I walks there, I is see one hots girl! She is talls and pretty and wears short denims skirt, and she is make accidents happen because all men are stare at her! Men turns their heads to look back at her after she is pass by. One guy stare at her, nearly walk into the door, lucky the door is bank door, is auto opens, if not he is walk into the glass door, hahaha!! I also nearly enter hospitals, because I is looks at her and walking until nearly falls into drain, hahahaha!

Anti Corrupted or Nanti Corrupted?

2008-01-02T17:56:00.000-08:00

I is very not happys today! This morning, I is droving and my customers calls me. Customers calls, what to do, if I is not pick up, they complaining. So I pick up lor, when I is be pick up the call, the customers just talks and talks and talks manys manys things, cannot stop. I is be stop her, she is be don't wants put down te phone.

Then suddenly, a policemen come from behind on a kapcai. He is be stops me and asks me to be stop my car. He is be wants to give me a sumon liao. I is be not want to gve him. He is ask me, ah beng, you is wants settle here or settle at stations? I say is be settles here. Then he is be asks me, how you is wants to settle here? I is be tells him I is not knows. He is takes my laison, look here look there, then he is be ask me, ah beng, how much you is have? I is be shows him my wallet and tells him, I is have no money. Then he is tells me, if no money, next time don't drive, take bus. I just keep quiet....and he is be let me go without giving me a sumon.

I is very disappointting with my countries... they say they want to anti corrupted since last year.....it's be a year now....but still so manys corrupting... where is clean? where is right?

New year new sandals

2008-01-01T22:44:00.000-08:00

I is not suprise to is sees news few days ago that there is new sandals in my country. ut I is suprise to see the people is so not scared to edmit he is the people in the VCD. I is saloot him , gives him claps! He is really not scared.

Now we stay in hotels, we is be mores carefully. We is not do anything that is not nice. Who is knows, your wifes or your girlfriends has gives money t the hotel peoples to put a camera there to camera you? If you do anything that is be make them not happy, then you is be like the people, just edmit only lor...

I is guessed, there is be mores and mores sandals. I is not knows who is be the next victim...but the bestest is be not do...if not be get camera by your wifes or your girlfriends, then suffers is be comes.

Happys News Year 2008!

2008-01-01T20:03:00.000-08:00

I is happy that I is can greetings many you happy new year! To my friend, I wishes you to have a great and wonderful years these years. I hope you is knows you is my bestest friend and will not forgotten. I also hope I is can meets you all for yam char one of this days. Have a goodyear!

Depressings

2007-12-29T01:51:00.000-08:00

As you regulars reader is know, I is be driving 1991 Proton Saga. So recently I is fantasize driving a BMW and I is goes to checking the prices. A new 3 series is needs for pay installment RM2588 a month!!! If I buys the car then after pays the installment then I is no more money left for eats BKT and BLR for lunches, everyday eats white breads and margarine only.

So I doesn't gives up. I go to a populars website and see for second hand cars and is founds that a year 2002 BMW can be costing RM120000. Still is too expensive to me.... I is also makes some research and go to a BMW owners forum, and got one threads where they is say how much they is be spends for servicing and maintenance, and they is spends so much because BMW spare part are so expensive.

Suddenly I is feels depressed. Why does I need to worry how much to spends on cars and pays for cars? I is salary so low :( Why is I no study hards last time and gets a good job? My cousins, their spouses, all get good high paying jobs, all drive Mini Cooper and BMW and etc, and I still have to be budget conscious. Very sads and depressings now.

New movie abouts Ah Lian!

2007-12-27T21:55:00.000-08:00

Christmas Eve that time I at the bigs shopping mall Wan Utama. So I is walkings and seeing peoples to celebrating Christmas and wasting money like mads with the rip-off Christmas special meals at the restaurants. Then I walks up to the cinemas and saw this new movie, it's about my chor luen (means first love, you know?) Ah Lian!

From what I can see, is about Ah Lian and how she is fights with someone who is hunts and molesting girls! So I is excitings to see this movie about Ah Lian vs Sex Predator! At first I is thoughts is 3rd Grade movie from HK, but it is be bigs budget Hollywoods blocksbuster! I is try to get tickets but already fully books. Sien....

AhBeng's phone

2007-12-17T17:48:00.000-08:00

Manys peoples is asks me, "Eh, Ahbeng, why you carry a ahbeng's old fashions phones arr?"
I is answering them, "Of course ma, I am ahbeng, I have to use things that is sames with my identity. You know? Identity. When everbodys sees me using a ahbeng phone, then everybodys knows I am one of the ahbengs and I is be famous after that"

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, why nowadays you sendings sms always use manys short forms, and I do not understands them at all"
Then I is ask them back, "What does sms standing for? SMS = short message servicing. It is to be short and not long! So I use all shortsforms lor..."

Then they is ask again, "Eh, Ahbeng, last time, when you asks us to go out, you always gives us manys times, at least two weeks before, but now always last minute call us arr?"
Then I is ask them back, "Is you carrys your handphone all the times?" They answering yes. Then I is says, "Last time, we do not have hand phones, only have house phones. that is why is have to calls you all earlys. But now, you all have handphones, always carrying your phone all the times, so can make decision at last minutes ma. Last time cannot ma, if last minutes calls you, then you is not home, how? Is you tellings me you carrys your house phone everywheres arr?"

They is flushrated and ask me, "Then always wait so long only you is picking up the calls?"
I is answers them, "That is because, I gives manys money for the Mission Impossible ringtones ma, I is want to listens to that songs, I is also wants other peoples to listen, I is wants to showoff ma, if not, why I is chooses such a nice songs. So, I is not pick up the phones lor."

Water rationsing

2007-12-17T02:44:00.000-08:00

Last week, I is saw oldnewspaper telling me that my areas of my house is hving water rationsing. And when I reaching home, I is received a memo from the people's house accociation, telling me to save and keep water for that day. I take out all my big and small buckets to keep all the waters I can keep. However, the next day, the pipe still got waters when I open it! The oldnewspaper and the memo has cheated me! Now I have to think manys ways to use the waters. Use it for my plants, to feed the cats and dogs, to wipe the floors, to cooks, to baths, to flushing the toilet bowls, to wash somebody else house and many many....

Customers is not so smarts

2007-12-13T19:29:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i receiving a call from customers. He asked me how come his things cannot post? How come got arrow massage. I is tell him the reasons why is be the arrow massage but he dont believe me, so I connect to their surfer and check the data. It is exactly what I told him! then he got nothing to say but he ask me wht if next time got this kind of massage arr? Wah....he asks until like my systems got manys problems and always give him massage. So I is tells him to check the data. Then he got nothing to say liao. These kind of customers, really gives you headache. The system already tells him what is wrong with his data but he dont reads the massage but come and ask me. He dont understand engrish or what? Want me to teaches him is it? I know my engrish is not very powderful and colourful, but I is paiseh la if he wants me to teaches him engrish. Already is busy with manys things liao....

Is flooding times again

2007-12-13T17:45:00.000-08:00

My country is be an tropicals country, and is because of geography locationally, is occur flooding times resulting from monsoons which are happens from October to March every years.

So now the east coast of my country is floodings now, which is they say be naturals, but now the southern part of my country is floodings too, and is not naturals as that part are not within the usually monsoon affecting zones. They is believe because dues to Global Warming.

But because of new technological advance, we is have advanced flood warning systems such as flood stations, flood alarms, variable message systems and flood measurement systems. All this is only tells you got flooding but cannot stops flooding, peoples still have to be evacuates to schools, suraus, dewans and everywhere else except the rich man politicians houses which are on high lands.

So I thinks what the peoples needs is ... AMPHIBIOUS HOUSE! The house is can be specials floats, when the flooding rise the house rise, when the flooding down then the house will settle on land. Sure can sell this kind of houses and makes good moneys!

Is too bads I is last times study Software Engineering and not go into constructions like my other gangster ahbeng classmates. If nots I will build this houses and sell to peoples on east coast and south coast and makes money and sit in big Bee Emm or Benzee and not in my Proton now!

'CAN'not says things

2007-12-12T19:38:00.000-08:00

I wants to say somethings here, but people dont gives me to say. Then I want to say things and expless my emosions in front of everybodys, but people dont gives me also and gives me drinks waters only. They tells me I can show my feelings through peoples organs, but they wont listens to me. They tells me I dont have to keeps quite because I got choices to says things. But when I want says things, some people dont gives me to says, and I want to shows people, people dont gives me also, and I go through peoples organs, they donts listens also. So where is I turns? I keep quite lor...

Toilet Enterance Pee

2007-12-03T19:01:00.000-08:00

Old times, the toilet in shoppings market is only 10 cent. Then the new shoppings market no more theses kind of pees accept for expensesive places they want our money as much as RM2.
RM2 also is expensesive for me liao, because what can you do with RM2? we can do a lot of things with RM2 but lucky that shoppings market only have the rules like that on one floor.
Then, there are one new shoppings markets lately and I almost paint when I see the toilet enterance pee!! It is RM5!! WAH! what they do inside ar? what they givbe inside arr? RM5 can eat a lunch liao. They give food inside arr? or bed? or thier toilet bowl is gold one arr? or anything? I really want to know but I got no money to go in, can anybody is rich enough to go in and let me know what is inside after that?

SMS pay

2007-12-03T18:53:00.000-08:00

Nearly, they are many donations just requires sms. for examples, if you types SMS10, then is to minus RM10 from your phone bills. if you types SMS5, then is to minus RM5 from phone bills. This is a very goods and smarts ideas for people who are doing and using postpaid plans because they can finish and spends their money left in the phone for the donations. These ways, nobody will lose the money to the service and can be a good man for a day. It is likes one house cheap, two house earn, really goods. I also suggests to people who is planning for weddings. They can put in their wedding cards, for people if they cannot makes it to thier wedding, people can always SMS to pay the ang pow. Then the marry people can get money, and the people not going also got face mah...

Road repairs

2007-11-11T21:10:00.000-08:00

That day after my work, I is driving home. It is jams like hell. Wondering what happened in front there, and taught it is accidents. In fact, it is because of repairing the roads. wah....now come to the big day then got repair road, but makes me reach home late, I is not happy leh....
then I taught...why they dun repair the road in the morning? jam in the morning the bestest. late back to home cannot la....late to work nevermind ma...hehe

Malaysia be flies to space

2007-10-09T16:33:00.000-07:00

Recently one of my countrymen is flies to space. My governments is so happy and pride.

But the questions everyone else asks, fly up there do what?

That days when I flies to Sabah, I met a guy on the planes, he said "Naik atas main gasing."

HAHAHHA!!

Lawyers protesting march

2007-10-09T16:21:00.000-07:00

Recently in my country is happens something which be causes many peoples not happy. This thing is be involving some lawyer and judge. So is when I overseas I reads news, I very surprise to reads that there be a protest march by my country the lawyers to be demands a royal commission of inquiry to inquiring the thing which happens. Then the more I reads, the more I is surprise, because that the police does not whacks the protesters silly. I be thinks if other peoples is protesting, such as students & poor peoples, out of job pensioners, handicaps peoples, Free Burma protesters, animal rights peoples, etc, they will be whacks until their shits be come out by the riots police. Now you can see Malaysia is still be not fairs, by rights to be fairs they should whack everyone regardless what their jobs is be until their shit be comes out!!!

New owner find deads body in condo he buys

2007-07-29T22:20:00.000-07:00

Today in the Stars newspaper got reports that one guy buys a condo at auction. The condos is in goods expensive neighbourhood Mont Kiara, where there be manys pub and leng luis who go there with their ah beng boyfriends, but I don't know whys they don't goes with me, even though I be ah beng.

So this guy he successful bids the condo, then he is be happy and goes to condo with his sister to cleans it. When he opens door, he smell bad smells, so he call securities guards. Inside the condo they sees a refrigerator, and when they opens it they see a deads body chops into 11 piece!!!!

I thinks the guy is be damn angry with the auction people. How can sell him condo with dead body inside? Never check first, so irresponsible. If I is the guy I will scare to stays there....and worse things, is now difficult to sells, nobody will dares to buys!

So if you is be looking for buy condo in Mont Kiara, be careful and checks if it the same condo!!!

SMARTS or STUPIDS? Pt 2

2007-06-11T02:46:00.000-07:00

Last nights KL is be flash floods again. All cars is be stucks in the flash floods on the road. So if the peoples now is really smarts, they wills modifies their cars to be not MUGEN power, but to be ... AMPHIBIOUS car! Amphibious is likes what we learns in school science class, means can go on land and water, just likes the frogs, ducks, crocodiles, humans and dogs. I don't know dogs is amphibious until last months I at my friend condo and I see a dog jump into the the condo swimming pool and swim and climbs back up to the grounds without drowns! So actually dogs is also amphibious. But humans only some amphibious, some is nots. Like sometime you read newspaper got the peoples drowns in rivers or the seas, is means those peoples is not amphibious.

Now in Astro TV got many new channel, so I watch the channel 78 is be for guys, show lots of cars and machines and also about fishings. So got one time the shows the car, is be old car, but can go on lands and waters! I is be thinking that car is be goods for peoples who drives in KL during flash floods! If got peoples offers service to modifies car to amphibious car, is sure got good business because peoples all scares to be flood their cars! I is think if last times I studies Mechanical Engineering likes all the other gangster ahbeng I will be rich to offers service for modifies cars to amphibious cars. But is too bads that I studies Software Engineering. Now I is works days and nights and looks at computers screens whole days. It is sucks!

SMARTS or STUPIDS?

2007-06-10T18:16:00.001-07:00

If you is to modifies a car to has MUGEN powder, you is to spend many moneys to modifies the car. but after you is modifies your car, you is realise your car cannot move because you is not put on the tires in the car. And you is no money left to buy the tires. So your car is not moves. Are it SMART or STUPID?

p/s :- if you is to come to my countries now, the roads maybe a lot muddier than before because yesterday my countries just has flash floods...i is to say sorry...

eats more fish now before no mores

2007-06-02T18:27:00.000-07:00

Today newspaper The Stars reporting a fisherman say now he catch fish is so little compares 20 year ago. This is confirmed study made by westerns scientists last years when they says fishing is depleted in year 2048. I is thinking, if I good life that time I will still alives (maybe with childrens and grandchildrens and one fat wife). But good life also no goods if no more fish to eats. So now I going eats more fish before they is runs out in the seas! From now ons, when I eats at BLR restaurant I is will orders ikan tenggiri gorengs now, no more ayam gorengs! When I eats mix rice I will not picks fried porks, I will picks fried fishes! When I eats at wedding dinners, I will eats mores sharks fin!! I will not eats potatoes chip, I will eats keropok ikan!!

RM1.80 One Milo

2007-05-28T01:43:00.000-07:00

Today I is to see newspaper saying if the mamak is to charge the Milo more than 1.80 one cup, then, the government is to fine them. Well, I is to taught that, if the mamak to charge back the same to their customer 1.80 one cup of milo, but they put less powder of milo, is it not same? is the government to messure every cup of the milo and fine them? if they put more ice than normal, is them is to be fine too?

proton is saves car!!!

2007-05-24T18:44:00.000-07:00

Today newspaper The Stars reporting in Penang got woman driver droven her Proton Iswara car off the six storey carparks at her condominiums. Her car has being smash completely, and she only gots a arm broke! Proton is goods!!! I is feels saves now I also driving Proton Saga!

updated:-
My friends and me has being discussing the incident, and we is believe it is be publicity stunts by Proton! It are conspiracy theory, because Proton car is nobody buys now. So Proton makes fake this accident to shows peoples that Proton car is be goods and saves!!! But I still is drives my Proton, because I think Proton is still be goods if you is careful driver, it really saves you money because it is be cheap to maintains! You is buy big Europes cars, price be expensive, parts be expensive, petrols be expensive, service be expensive, roads tax be expensive... I think it is be not worth it. I may be ahbeng, but I is not gangster ahbeng who do illegals business like pirates CD or sell estasee pill who is making many money easily. I is honestly hardworking ahbeng in office jobs. I go seeing customers and meetings with them and I speaks in English with them! So my moneys I using buy foods and give my family and sometimes I buys pirates CD from gangster ahbengs! So that gangster ahbengs can be drives Benzee and BeeEmm!

Drivers High

2007-05-22T20:18:00.000-07:00

I is to realizes that peoples manager are not easy xspecially they didn't listening to you. When you is let them gives orders and plans, they is complaints you is no drives. When you wants to drives, they is not happy. how leh? really hards.
peoples manager is complications....

who han ki joo?

2007-05-21T18:52:00.000-07:00

Thing are be looking goods! I have recovering from sick, but the medicines still make me stones. I wanting sleeps all the times. Yesterday after long times I goes to check my ahmoi.com account, got one gal be emails me! she say want to make my fren, and in her profile says she like guys be look likes Korean actor Han Ki Joo! So she wants to fren me, she must be think I looks like Han Ki Joo!!! but, how is Han Ki Joo look likes anyway?

But....she don't have photos one! so i don't knows how she be look! what if she be fat girls? how?! be advise me please!!!

I is sicks :(

2007-05-14T19:33:00.000-07:00

I has been very busy, boss as normals sends me heres and theres. But now I is so sicks I cannot be sends heres and theres. Yesterday I goes to see doctor, and I tells him I have to travel todays and he advises against it! So I has be delays my overseas trip. My throat is so sores, my head is so aches, my joints is so pains. I cannot works at all. :(

Mou la la hui JarKarta

2007-04-26T18:54:00.000-07:00

ngor ge si tau mou la la ngai zuo ngor hui jar kar ta. yen dei ge sum qing dou mei zun bei hou er....dou mm zi hui guo dou zou muet. hui dou guo dou yau yan shang lou bat shok. seng yat lei hei hotel guo dou...sien

News Frasers - Ngor see dou mm tak han

2007-04-19T19:20:00.000-07:00

Ngor see means shitting, it are a action of shitting. Ngor means to come out, and see means shit. So, the direct transelation is "to come out shit".

dou, its meanings is very easy, it is means "also".

mm, as we discusses before, mm means "no" or "not".

tak han means free. free is not meants the free when you goes my ahbeng on ahbeng road, you buys a cartoons of beers you gets one free. It are not that free, it are different free, these "free" means "nothings to do". Like your teachers sees you so free, he is to gives you even more homeworks. Like your boss sees you is so free, he is to gives you even more works to do. That are free for "tak han".

So, direct transelation for "ngor see dou mm tak han" is "to come out shit also not free", but is to made it better line, it is "to shitting also not free". When you shitting, it takes a short time, and when you is to said, shit also not free, then that means you is really really not free.

For examples, we can uses it, when you is really really not free and frens asking you out, you can tells them:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, how cans I go outs with you?

When you are really really not free and your girlfrens asking you to watches movie with her, you can tells her:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, cannot go watches movie la! (opps..sorry, i is put excalamation mark, but it are not shoutings, if you is to shouts, then you is that time dos anything also "ngor see dou mm tak han")

When your boss bugs you when you is free but you pretend to be not free, you cans tell him:
I is ngor see dou mm tak han, donts gives me any many more work!

News Words - Sien

2007-04-17T23:52:00.000-07:00

Today, I is to thought a new word - Sien.
Sien meant is very borings.
if today is more boringer than yesterday, it is sienner than yesterday.
if today is the most boringest days in your whole life, then it is calls siennest day.

if you is do something with boring mood, then the sentence is like these :-
I is doing this thing sienly.

if you wants to rate the ratings of your boring mood in your day, then the sentence is like these:-
The sienness of today is 7 out of 10.

if you dos something to take out the boring mood:-
I is to unsien myself with watching tv.

if you insists you is not sien:-
I is mm-sien today!
*mm means no

if you are super super boring today, and nothing are to challenge liao, reachs the roof liao, top of the world liao:-
Today is si beh sien!
*according to Hokkien University Dictionary, si beh means "maximum"

if you dont feel boring anymore, because you quits your job today:-
I is Sienless today! I fires my boss!

Please Customer...

2007-04-15T23:27:00.000-07:00

Its are really to pleased customers. If you is to treats them very better nice, they is to think you is very better nice and they is asked you most and most questions till never ending. You is to answers them one questions by one questions till never ending. This are really is never ending. So is we to be nice to them? I is nice to them, I is to have more works. If I is haves more work, I is cants finishing my work, then my boss is not happy?
I is to be nice to customers, boss not happy.
I is to be bad to customers, boss not happy.
how lar?

The Reaping

2007-04-11T18:55:00.000-07:00

I is watches this movies yesterday calling the "The Reaping". I is not undertsands many parts where the movies tells me. What first born, what second born, goods or evils, I is really donts know. The movies tryings to makes you believes that the little cute girls is a bad girl, then in the end it is like God is protects her, makes her is good girl. The father already say that the girl is a bad girl, but why is God is to protects her? Then why in the end, the main actor, got pregnant and it is the son of one of the bad guy, and it is bad baby because he is second born, that is why her face not smile. but why the girl is also second born, she is not bad and good? really is confuse. anyone cares to tells me what is gone on?

gam yeong yau mm hai, gam yeong yau mm dak

2007-04-10T21:53:00.000-07:00

Ngor thung lei gong, ngor jan hai ding mm suun ngor dei geh jing fu. Ngor hai mm siong hai ni gor blog gong jing jee, dan hai jan hai ding hui dei mm suun.

Ngor dei ma-lai-sai-ar see maan, jan hai mow quen lik. Yi chin see wai, jau bei mardar dar, bei hui dei lai hui Pudu Jail seik gali faan. Gan ji jing fu jau war, ngor dei hai ma-la-sai-ar yan, mm hing see wai geh! Yi gor lei mm jung yi jing fu, lei hor yi mm vote BN, vote Opposition!

Dim ji li gar ngor dei geh yaan tau ju low geh jing fu jau wah, lei dei chin kei mm hoe yung voting lei chut hei, mm hoe vote Opposition! Ngor dei mm jung yi jing fu, yao mm hor yi complain, yao mm hor yi vote Opposition, maat dou mm dak, gam yeong yau mm hai, gam yeong yau mm dak, jan hai mou yi si....

Fry in soups

2007-04-09T18:22:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I goes to eats steambots with my friends. The soups there is very nice, which I cannots stop I drinks the soups. We is enjoys drinks the soups and eats so happy ever afterly. Suddenly, I is sees a fry in the soups. I is no moods to eats anymore. I is takes out the fry from the soups and puts it on the tables. The place looks cleans, but thats is a fry in the soups which spoils the all things.
My friends is so patients and tells them donts repeats it anymore. He says he is not mine with the fry, and hope they will becare full next time.
Sorry, I is to forgots to takes the photos cause I lost my moods to eat.

I is not in handphones Advertisman

2007-04-09T02:27:00.000-07:00

I wants to makes something very clear in here my blog, the ah beng in the handphones advertisman you always sees in cinemas is not me. I is not thats fats. I is very thin and much more thinner than the ah beng in the cinemas. He says he is taiko, I also says I is taiko, but we is difference persons.
So I please you all, donts rojak me with him because I is not him. Thank yous!

Forty cent

2007-04-09T01:46:00.000-07:00

I is to tells you, even I is taiko, I is not gonna to do this. People sit down at your shop, order things to eat, if people donts order any drink, you asks people to pays you forty cent. How can it be likes that? These only happens in a few kopi shop in a big town. They forces I is to order a milo ais, and somemore it is not very nice.

Gives me next time to go to these town, I is to think property. Table is also so near to one another, makes me not comfort. Come back to my town, big space, can shakes my leg easily. I is to bungkus and stands outside and eat even more better!

Bloggers are to registers!!!

2007-04-06T16:35:00.000-07:00

The Malaysia Government are wants we blogger registers to know and controls who is be writes bad things! How is to registers? Later to registers blogs I has wakes up and to queues up at the government counters early early mornings, like when we makes passport and IC like thats, takes number and puts my name and then wait, go drinks teh, buys newspaper, still not yet calls your numbers, go toilet come back, your numbers already be calls, then have to begs the officer to gives chance and be process your blogs registrations and lets the officer scolds you..... headaches lah like thats... like thats I is be gives up my blog alreadys.....

Why is we donts like our bosses?

2007-04-03T18:12:00.000-07:00

we is to thoughts when we is still young, we receive orders from those who is more old than us. we receive orders from our parents, from our teachers, from our lecturers, and last of all, from our bosses.It is not because we receive orders thats why is we to donts like them. it is not because their orders is bad and wrong thats why is we to donts like them. i thinks myself, it is because they thinks they is always not wrongs and when they dos and makes wrong decision, they is blaming us. how can like that one? really think i is to have no brains and just work without any feelings meh?no matter wherever we goes, wherever companies we joins, problems is no change, I is not said that people cants makes mistake, but should say sorry ma. I if wonder can I join a companies where the bosses always says sorry, and I is feels happy, everybody are happy.

is i magician?

2007-04-01T01:03:00.000-07:00

Sorry be to readers, I has many works last week, until no times to blogs. my boss is thinks i is magician, any problems customer have, he is tell me, "ahbeng, please sort this out in one week!" or "ahbeng, i don't like this happening, please coordinate to solve this by this week!". he is thinks i is magician, can makes customers problem be disappears just likes that.

To be famous?

2007-03-27T00:36:00.000-07:00

I thoughts when I make a blog on the line, I is to be famous. but google and yahoo tells me not! I is trys manys manys time, I no find me in the net dictionary. It are eater yahoo and google is lowsee or this blog of I is too powderful that they is not gone to put into data their?

why is girls no replies to me?

2007-03-25T23:32:00.000-07:00

I has been lookings at all the lengluis photo in ahmoi.com, and i is thinking a lots of lengluis there looking for nice guys! their profiles says 'i'm so and so, i be lookings for nice guys!" i thinks there are problems with malaysia guy, why the lengluis so leng also have to go ahmoi.com looks for guy?

But this is goods chance for me, because i thinks i is just right for them cos i am is nice guy, so then i emails them, i writes "i really wants to gets to know you, my frenz calls me ahbeng-kia, i am is nice guys, am be looking for nice girls, please i waitings for your replys". and then i waits and waits and checks my email every hours, but why they is no replys me? i not looking for a one nights stand, i is be very sinceres! i feels so sads, then i feels angrys, cos i am thinks if the lengluis is not be serious, they shoulds not puts themself in ahmoi.com and bluffs me to emails them!

Changes Absorbar

2007-03-24T08:02:00.000-07:00

Many many year agos, I is know that my cars is not feeling well, the back of my car are more lower than the head. I think it are because the suspension are not goods, so today I is sent my cars to the pourman to checks. He are rally the goods, he is take a look of my car, he is oledi know the absorbar are something wrongs. So, he suggest to be change the absorbar and it are costs me RM160.The pourman also say, if the absorbar not is goods, the car will wang. I is to pay lo, no choice, pay RM160 for the saves ma. Saves is first!

I is not understands...

2007-03-23T02:06:00.000-07:00

Why is sometimes people needs me to tells manys manys time but is not understands me still? Are the people is deaf or a stones, listen to me not? Or my england is so veli powderful that until the people no understands me? Hey, I studies TOFU last time leh, don't play play. But of course la, I is not make it to the TOFU exams, if I is, my england is more powderfuller than now. But I is to point, I no listen to people asks me the same questions agains and agains, like going round the big circle, like the one in funfair, melly-go-round, keep going round and round, no endings one. Many many childrens likes to plays la, but I is not like, cause I is big boys liao ma, tai-ko now. Hope tomolo the people will understand la.
Besides that, I is not understand that people talking about also, really confucian, makes me head-egg. aiya, don't talk about that people la, make me head-egg only, is more better to talks about somethings else.

Malaysians is restless drivers

2007-03-22T18:01:00.000-07:00

Lu zai boh? now, many morning is rains and when the rains comes, cars moves slow. Cars moves slow nevermind, raining ma, cannot goes fast, But ho, some of the restless drivers veli inconsideration. They sees traffic are red, they still drives and crosses. That nevermind! But ho, over there also jams liao ma, they still wants to cross and then they stops in the center of the road, and then is blocks all the cars is come from other roads. siao man. makes others road jam also. horns also no point! you thinks you cans get out the car and whack them meh? like thats is masuk jail, eat nasi lemak wor, no needs to works meh? Malaysians is rally restless drivers ho?

why is girls like to disturbs me?

2007-03-21T23:04:00.000-07:00

You knows hor, i put all my leng jai photo in that lot of leng lui websites ahmoi.com and wah! today gots a ahmoi email me wor, she ask "can we make a friends?"
but she never puts her photo how i knows she is be leng luis or not? later i replys her then know she is be uglys how? be advise me please !!!!!

Many works

2007-03-21T19:14:00.000-07:00

recently there are many works comes from my boss. I oledi tells him I is busy, busy and busy, but he are just not listen, not listen, not listen. I is veli tired up with works, but he is keeping giving many works....I haves to satay back till late, then only I can go back...

I also sees many peoples moving around from one companies to another companies. as old peoples says they is like frog, jump here jump there, I hopes I donts is likes them.
I just hopes I can work quiet here with lesser works, so I is to be happy everyday! yay!
work work work...

First Times

2007-03-21T17:41:00.000-07:00

Hi. this are the first very time I blogs. I blogs are cause I sees manys blogging sites, so I is to follows them. I blogs cause I wants to famous like Andy Lau, great likes Jacky Chan, everybody is know. I is also heards if the blogs site are goods, advertistment will found me, and when I puts them into blogs by me, I is to be riches likes Lei Kah Seng.

I is also hopes that I knows more friends, but my england are not very powderful, hopes you mind not. hopes I cans everydays updates you in this me first site.